dustin matlock

if You gave Your life to love them, so will I

[dustin matlock @DustinEMatlock]

@ac__burks thanks, i hate it

[ac @clairebearb_]

am i the only person who has never just missed high school? like yeah high school was cool and stuff or whatever, but i’ve never just MISSED it like people do?? am i broken??

[dustin matlock @DustinEMatlock]

@ac__burks i had 2 pair actually so

[dustin matlock @DustinEMatlock]

@ac_burks everyone this is an imposter. simply an anna claire wannabe fan account. just keep scrolling

[dustin matlock @DustinEMatlock]

Me: *signs up for winter course*
Professor: *assigns work for winter course*
Me:

[dustin matlock @DustinEMatlock]

white people love to say “Do mine next” when they see you washing your car

[dustin matlock @DustinEMatlock]

it’s always the ones you least expect

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Novelist who wrote about "How to Murder Your Husband" charged with murdering her husband https://t.co/XaY4p0119s

[dustin matlock @DustinEMatlock]

@ac__burks i have literally never been madder at you than i am rn. at this moment you are the dumbest doo doo face i have ever known. enjoy getting pink eye. that is all.

[dustin matlock @DustinEMatlock]

@presleye_beth so are you

[dustin matlock @DustinEMatlock]

@ac__burks @BelliDanielle that’s what you get for sharing your location with me. random coffee shop pop-ins

[ac @clairebearb_]

the best part of my day?
getting coffee with @BelliDanielle then @DustinEMatlock randomly showing up without telling us

[dustin matlock @DustinEMatlock]

@ac__burks @Twitter i hope no one follows you

[ac burks @ac_burks]

Tonight @DustinEMatlock @BelliDanielle and I went to @sonicdrivein and they were out of marinara sauce. So Dustin took the time to drive to Dollar General and buy a whole thing of Prego Sauce. This is my friend.🤦🏼‍♀️😂

[dustin matlock @DustinEMatlock]

@EW

[dustin matlock @DustinEMatlock]

Christmas in May courtesy of BMC

[dustin matlock @DustinEMatlock]

“how has this semester been?”

[dustin matlock @DustinEMatlock]

on repeat. proud of MY president

[dustin matlock @DustinEMatlock]

@ac_burks @BelliDanielle we know. you just told us 2 minutes ago

[dustin matlock @DustinEMatlock]

Update #4: wingin’ it not working out so well. stress is the mood