dus

(he/him)

[✷ abs ✷ @seasonednuts1]

whoever invented red means stop and green means go, you’re so right.

[dus @DustinHarringt4]

she adventures on my big till i pee-wee

[dus @DustinHarringt4]

@SpencerLepore you're so real for this

[☔ @Whotfismick]

"Wyd after work?"

Me already in bed:

[✷ abs ✷ @seasonednuts1]

plug a lil weird but he chill

[Sour @The_Sourkraut]

I'm at the scrappedyard. Straight up 'Jonken it' and by 'it' haha, well. let's justr say. My priyus.

[dus @DustinHarringt4]

imma need an Audible wrapped this year

[dus @DustinHarringt4]

@kittens0ft

[UrS6 Avant Enjoyer @benznotmercedes]

Womp womp.

[dus @DustinHarringt4]

my dear sweet mother just handed me a bag of infused homemade snicker doodles

[dus @DustinHarringt4]

@kittens0ft

[piss kink 🔞 @ineedaciig]

who’s hazel and why they nut in my coffee

[✷ abs ✷ @seasonednuts1]

him: are you fucking dumb?
me:

[dus @DustinHarringt4]

joy division implies the existence of joy multiplication

[✷ abs ✷ @seasonednuts1]

me: are you stupid?
him:

[✷ abs ✷ @seasonednuts1]

i love my husband <3

[✷ abs ✷ @seasonednuts1]

unholy notramony

[keanu @kuhnoo_mk2]

told myself i was just gonna tune it NA for now 🥸

[✷ abs ✷ @seasonednuts1]

just called my bf to ask if we could have a cat jungle gym around the walls of our future home together ( he’s literally at work )