The plane we’re taking outta Nashville had a bird strike on its way in and now the captain keeps apologizing for the delay due to inspections and engine checks….. 🙄 and I’m like, “naw yall definitely need be checking that! “
Things I overheard today that are
definitely wrong:
1. A @DollarGeneral, doesn’t
sell beer!
2. @FloraBamaMarina is just a
liquor store?
3. Cute girl at the bar:
"Maybe I'm his problem!"
4. No golf on today, @TigerWoods doesn't play anymore.
5. Bushwackers have coffee in them