Dustin Mayer

Personal injury and criminal defense attorney in Southeast Missouri. Primarily practice in Stoddard County and surrounding counties.

[Robert W Malone, MD @RWMaloneMD]

The official story of alpha-gal syndrome is tidy. A lone star tick bites you, and months later you can no longer eat red meat. Tidy stories should make you suspicious. Here is what the tidy version leaves out. 🧵

[Bonchie @bonchieredstate]

George Washington playing sixth fiddle shows how much brain rot exists in this country.

Neither Obama nor Trump is mor admirable than George freaking Washington.

[Random HVAC Guy 🇺🇸 @RandomHvacGuy]

Well, the trillionaire uses his own money while the snap recipient uses mine.

[Ramp Capital @RampCapitalLLC]

That’s as good as money

[🅱️ete oaks @b0newalljackson]

btw this movie hits so hard bc it was set in 1962, 3 years before hart celler opened our home to the third world

[John LeFevre @JohnLeFevre]

SBF’s sleepless prison nights just got worse...

In 2022, Alameda (FTX) dropped $200k into Cursor pre-seed → ~5% stake at a ~$4M valuation.

FTX bankruptcy sold the entire position back at cost.

Today, that 5% would be worth $3B - a 15,000x return.

[Siraj Hashmi @SirajAHashmi]

Giants players: *humping each other*

MLB: too gay

Giants players: *posting Bible verses*

MLB: not gay enough

MAKE UP YOUR MIND, @MLB

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 HOLY CRAP. The FBI has BUSTED an EXPLOSIVE DRONE terror plot that targeted President Trump's UFC Freedom 250 event at the White House

They planned to blow up explosive-packed drones, and forcing crowds a "pre-staged SNIPER TEAM"

"A second wave to storm the White House gate."

A network of nearly 24 suspects IDENTIFIED, at least 5 in custody @FBIDirectorKash

Thank God for law and order!

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

One of the hallmarks of communism is the exaltation of ugliness. Contrast our gorgeous Depression-era LA architecture with the commie brutalist slop vomited upon us today. I'll support any candidate who vows to throw this architect in prison for crimes against beauty.

[Del. Wren M. Williams @WrenWilliamsVA]

Imagine going 116 mph and being pulled over by a Va State Trooper while you’re a member of the House of Delegates at 1am after a party, avoiding mandatory jail time, then turning in 500 hours of “community service” for your own political action committee before tweeting “nobody is above accountability.”

[Barnaby Breaks History 🇺🇸 @CorpBarnaby]

🇺🇸 The 50 star American flag flying today was designed in 1958 by 17 year old Robert G. Heft as a high school class project.

He got a B-minus on it.

The teacher claimed the design "lacked originality" and jokingly remarked that if Heft didn't like the grade, he should get the flag accepted in Washington.

Heft called his teacher's bluff. He sent his physical prototype to his congressman, Walter Moeller, who forwarded it to the design pool.

Out of more than 1,500 submissions, President Eisenhower picked his design.

His teacher later changed his grade to an A.

Thank you, Robert! The flag is beautiful! 🇺🇸

[Brett Hollander @BrettHollander]

This is out of Naked Gun or Airplane.

And one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen.

The internet has been redeemed for a day.

[Whale Psychiatrist ™️ @k_ovfefe2]

Sean O'Malley sacrificing a Canadian on the White House lawn in front of President Trump like

[Virgil @VirgilsQuill]

I love that we’re the new Rome. Peace with Persia in the afternoon and a gladiator fight in the evening, all on the Emperor’s birthday. Another 1,000 years.

[Moffuging Sephiroth @uberbasado]

It’s like we won a war

[Stephen F. "UT" Austin @FightLike36]

I am not calling it fucking Türkiye bro I speak English not Turkish.

I know for a fact they don’t call it “United States of America” in Constantinople. I mean what are we doing here

[Murray 🇺🇸 @Rothbard1776]

You are being robbed blind by an international cabal of central bankers, corporate oligarchs and their puppets who occupy positions in both the government and the private sector.

[Barnaby Breaks History 🇺🇸 @CorpBarnaby]

🇺🇸 The Washington Monument, circa 1860. Colorized.

Construction was halted in 1854 and it sat in this state for over 20 years.

Work resumed in 1876. By 1884 the monument was complete.

[Roman Helmet Guy @romanhelmetguy]

There’s not that much Latin online. AI still struggles to understand it. This gives us a wonderful opportunity to poison the internet with terabytes of fake Latin, which AIs will train on. Then we humans can use real Latin to communicate amongst ourselves in secret.

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

The U.S. Dollar has lost 30% of its purchasing power over the last six years, per NYT