Dustin Langley

From cocaine to aspartame

[Dustin Langley @DustinRLangley]

Daylight savings is racist

[🍺man (Realist) @kcsports69]

Democrats and Republicans who claim they hate each other when it’s time to pass a 2 trillion dollar aid package for Israel

[Bison @Bisontwting]

Thank you Jesus 🙏🏻

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

passan is a moron

[Nick Schwager @nick__schwager]

I’d kill to watch a Jets vs. Browns Thursday Night Football game right about now

[𝓷𝔁𝔂𝓲𝓮 @glooomiii]

ragebait idea: like your own texts during an argument

[⚡ @UTDCJ_]

today is the last time we have multiple world cup games in a day till 2030

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

A-J HAWK FROM DAHNTAHN

(@RyanHawk12 on the 📸)

[Taylor Lewan @TaylorLewan77]

Sneaky athletic Killer Whale

[Underdog @Underdog]

BREAKING: Folarin Balogun will not play in the quarterfinals, per Tim Ream and Matt Freese

[U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @USMNT]

Dear America... Thank you for standing with us and for believing in this team. Thank you for believing in the future of soccer in this country.

A toda nuestra gente... Gracias por su apoyo y por creer en este equipo. Gracias por creer en el futuro del fútbol en nuestro país.

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

I spoke to McConnell for about 20 minutes this morning.

He said we should end the war with Iran, quit giving aid to Israel, stop spying on Americans without a warrant, and he’s really sorry about how my primary turned out.

[Gain of Fauci @DschlopesIsBack]

BREAKING: USA comes back from huge deficit to defeat Belgium 5-4 after receiving four surprise mail-in goals at 3:00am

[lynz @lynziekate]

My run as a soccer watcher

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

UHHHHHH LETS DO SOME FUCKING SOCCER

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

thank you very much

[Seattle Seahawks @Seahawks]

We had to revisit this one. 😏 @jaxon_smith1

[FanDuel Sportsbook @FDSportsbook]

BALOGUN PLAYING
PULISIC PLAYING
REVENGE FOR 2014 WORLD CUP
MAURICIO POCHETTINO ERA

USA, WE ARE SO BACK 🇺🇸

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Once again, Joey Chestnut won the Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest — going away. He ate 66.

“He makes me think about Secretariat,” said ESPN’s play-by-play man, @JeremySchaap.

This was Chestnut’s 18th Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest win.

Chestnut: a one-man dynasty.

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

Japan and Germany eliminated on the same day

Last time this happened was 1945