Absolute Scrumbag

guitarist @ Do Yourself In / professional agile product owner / got a cool wife/ got a cool kid/ Fender and Squire, sushi and wings, yard work

[Absolute Scrumbag @DustinSwank]

@mtvsthewrld_ @geneticfemale Adam Silver is a ducking alien

[Absolute Scrumbag @DustinSwank]

I would’ve done anything to have a dad like me when I was a kid.

[Absolute Scrumbag @DustinSwank]

@honeydumbee My bad writes that broken mosh music.

*mosh mosh mosh*

“Ah I can’t mosh to THIS shit.”

“Aw here we go again.”

[Absolute Scrumbag @DustinSwank]

Least fun guy at the beer garden is always gonna be the one in a kilt and leather bangles.

[Absolute Scrumbag @DustinSwank]

@honeydumbee Perfect game.

[Absolute Scrumbag @DustinSwank]

@greybeard2374 @WHE_Reborn @GavinNewsom That’s not how gaydar works.

[Absolute Scrumbag @DustinSwank]

@jggdlilwill God I don’t fucking know

[Zach W. Lambert @ZachWLambert]

What a devastating indictment of our country.

[Absolute Scrumbag @DustinSwank]

@matthewdmarsden @charliekirk11 You’re literally describing Donald Trump.

[Absolute Scrumbag @DustinSwank]

Sick.

[Absolute Scrumbag @DustinSwank]

@aof_official just dropped a sleepy baby remix record and good god almighty is it good.

[Prem Thakker @prem_thakker]

Remarkable how this segment opens with Ta-Nehisi Coates describing how narrative helps shape “who we believe is human, who we don’t believe is human,” and then the entire rest of the segment just proves his point in real-time

[Absolute Scrumbag @DustinSwank]

Coach looks fucking miserable. I hear you brother.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Morgan Wallen had Peyton Manning come out in Neyland in full pads

[Absolute Scrumbag @DustinSwank]

@Ang3lBel0w God.

[Absolute Scrumbag @DustinSwank]

#Dale

[sam from ydr @samvfl_]

A great first season for the WKU Hilltoppers. Ended with some heartbreak in losing the CUSA championship game in the final moments to @DustinSwank in a game of the year contender, and concluding with a loss to UGA in the playoffs. Next season is looking to be even better. #GoTops

[PhillyBeatzU / PhillyBeatzGames @PhillyBeatzU]

Speed running Echoes Of Wisdom

[Absolute Scrumbag @DustinSwank]

@TheReal40_Head @MTGrepp Mine has. A lot.

[Absolute Scrumbag @DustinSwank]

Hey, thanks @sonicdrivein . My kid fuckin loves… spoons?

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Shout out the 25 year old vocal coach on TikTok that just referred to a Tool song as a “piece”.