Dustin

Twitter is my diary so you probably shouldn’t read it.

[PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes]

Trump pardoned this January 6th rioter who beat a Capitol police officer with a flag pole

[Rogue POTUS Staff @RoguePOTUSStaff]

Wonder how this Jan 6 insurrectionist who complained about pedophiles feels about the subject now that Dear Leader has been revealed as a pedophile.

[Dustin @Dustin_Media]

I don’t know who to believe…

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🛳️

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I can’t wait for the Netanyahu family comedy festival.

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@Timcast Does Tim ever fact check anything? They just aren’t airing it on cable this week. It’s still on Paramount+.

[Dustin @Dustin_Media]

I have an ism for these kind of people.

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@Timcast Why even post this? Clickbait scumbag.

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Today…

Russia attacked NATO, activating Article 4.

NASA found ancient aliens on Mars.

And there was some other stuff too.

[Dustin @Dustin_Media]

You think more people would be able to take a picture.

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You: “I’m 80% sure I can’t make it, so if you need a definite answer then it’s no.”

Boomer parent: “Okay, well let me know.”

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Mr. Beast looks like he picked his new face from the premium Roblox skin pack, while Lindsay Lohan clearly is casting spells to get her new look.

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Podcasts are cool, but women took over sketch comedy.

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Can we stop acting like we don’t have somewhere else we rather be.

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Remember when you would play Monopoly and someone would start losing money and instead of finishing the game, they just called you a pedophile.

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Porn is the way it is now because of Back to the Future. There, I said it.

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Remember that one level in Super Mario Bros. 2 where if you held down on the D-pad for three seconds you could run for a third presidential term?

[Dustin @Dustin_Media]

Guys… what’s up with this?

[Dustin @Dustin_Media]

Just answer the question I’m asking. Not the question you asked yourself.