Dustin

Nutritionist, Amateur angler, and random thoughts

[Dustin @Dustmopp31]

You fuck the duck, I'll count the quacks.

[Dustin @Dustmopp31]

A dog eats each day but wears a collar. A wolf goes hungry at times but answers to no one.

[Dustin @Dustmopp31]

What do you bring to the table?

Nothing.

I provide. I plan. I fix what’s broken. I pay the bills on time.
I drive to where they need to be, teach them to stand up straight, to tell the truth and to work hard.
I protect.
I lead.
I don’t quit.

I am the fucking table.

[Dustin @Dustmopp31]

If you ever miss me, remember you are as far away as you pushed me.

[Dustin @Dustmopp31]

@Shadow_Em928 Ugh. This.

[Dustin @Dustmopp31]

@d0nt_plz_ I should try that.

[Dustin @Dustmopp31]

A man’s first flowers are often at his funeral.

[Dustin @Dustmopp31]

@mistereo143 Take one. Or two.

[Dustin @Dustmopp31]

There are plenty of fish in the sea. Yeah, well the last one took my lure and I don’t feel like fishing anymore.

[Dustin @Dustmopp31]

I’ll be funny again soon guys. I’m just fighting for my life right now.

[Dustin @Dustmopp31]

@Shadow_Em928 You’re right

[Dustin @Dustmopp31]

When you decide to put gas in your car instead of all over yourself and lighting it…

[Dustin @Dustmopp31]

@mistereo143 Yikes

[Dustin @Dustmopp31]

I got a new shirt today.

[Dustin @Dustmopp31]

@mistereo143 Done ✅

[Dustin @Dustmopp31]

@_josephine0_ Diabetes type 2

[Dustin @Dustmopp31]

@EmilySm43 Yep.

[Dustin @Dustmopp31]

@Shadow_Em928 Seems to be a pattern with you affecting the lives of door dash drivers.

[Dustin @Dustmopp31]

@mistereo143 Been there. 🤷🏻‍♂️