Dustin

Nutritionist, Amateur angler, and random thoughts

[Dustin @Dustmopp31]

You can only attend your own funeral so many times before you stop resurrecting for people who never came to mourn. Sometimes the closest ones only arrive to bring another shovel.

[Dustin @Dustmopp31]

Hi.

[Dustin @Dustmopp31]

You fuck the duck, I'll count the quacks.

[Dustin @Dustmopp31]

A dog eats each day but wears a collar. A wolf goes hungry at times but answers to no one.

[Dustin @Dustmopp31]

What do you bring to the table?

Nothing.

I provide. I plan. I fix what’s broken. I pay the bills on time.
I drive to where they need to be, teach them to stand up straight, to tell the truth and to work hard.
I protect.
I lead.
I don’t quit.

I am the fucking table.

[Dustin @Dustmopp31]

If you ever miss me, remember you are as far away as you pushed me.

[Dustin @Dustmopp31]

@Shadow_Em928 Ugh. This.

[Dustin @Dustmopp31]

@d0nt_plz_ I should try that.

[Dustin @Dustmopp31]

A man’s first flowers are often at his funeral.

[Dustin @Dustmopp31]

@mistereo143 Take one. Or two.

[Dustin @Dustmopp31]

There are plenty of fish in the sea. Yeah, well the last one took my lure and I don’t feel like fishing anymore.

[Dustin @Dustmopp31]

I’ll be funny again soon guys. I’m just fighting for my life right now.

[Dustin @Dustmopp31]

@Shadow_Em928 You’re right

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When you decide to put gas in your car instead of all over yourself and lighting it…

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@mistereo143 Yikes

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I got a new shirt today.

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@mistereo143 Done ✅

[Dustin @Dustmopp31]

@_josephine0_ Diabetes type 2

[Dustin @Dustmopp31]

@EmilySm43 Yep.