the scremlin

so ignorant my batchlors is not sufficient

BLM!

they/them

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uggghhhhhhh i want to go hooooome

i wonder if i could sneak off and wfh the rest of the day...?

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ghostie likes informing me my lap is insufficient for Her Queenliness by launching herself into the air and kicking my thigh

anyway. currently this is the reason my lap doesn't meet her lounging needs

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she's got the wiggles 💚💚💚

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ghostie is So Scoopable! and has finally grown to tolerate me scooping and snuggling her

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ORB GIRL!! ORB GIRL!!!

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i think my house finches might have moved into the vent for my stove 😬

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whyyyy can't it be winter??? it's too hot

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hhhhh today is too hot

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update: even hotter today and i miss winter so fucking much

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@HurricaneHam smol!

here's rbs head compared to my hand

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he's sulking because i won't let him gnaw on me 💚

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@HurricaneHam rbs idea of a little nibble is a Chomp that fits most of my hand in his sharp mouf

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ta-da!

now. do i want to do a second version in the same yarn, but with lace-y accents, or a fun pair of socks?

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i need someone to be my self control for me.

my fancy schmancy (yellow-green, pretty and fun) silk-wool fluffy yarn arrived and i want to knit a tank with it RIGHT NOW but i already have a (white, boring) tank top on my needles and should finish that first

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im really enjoying knitting this pattern. it's ingenious

and, assuming it fits well, ill def be making another with a linen yarn i have, and maybe adding a little lace motif down the spine because there's no shaping done there to complicate that

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i just finished The Others series by Anne Bishop (MAJOR cw for cutting in the books, as well as cw for off page SA and torture and just. absolutely horrifying deaths)

but. but the books were So Good

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😭 major book hangover

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she's so gentle with her bap that, if im not paying attention i won't even notice the bap because she likes bapping my skirt/pant hem instead of my ankle

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ghostie and i have a new game: i boop her as i walk past and she boops me back (read: gently whacks me with one of her paws)

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goblins 💚

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also, im an extremely sweaty goblin and haven't destroyed mine with that yet so their waterproofing is pretty decent

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oh hey, shokz is having a pretty good summer sale on their glorious bone conduction headphones, if you want them

i highly recommend them if you find most headphones uncomfortable/painful

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they're pretty spendy, but they're so nice and survive a long time and are hard to lose because you can just leave them on all day without discomfort or issues hearing