DustyTheCat

Worship me for I am cat!

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I crop Dusty-ed my humans today. Never have I been more proud of myself. Complete and utter success.

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Shoelaces are made of string and therefore a cat's domain. It is known

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There is no greater pleasure than pouncing on unsuspecting or sleeping humans

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This virus is the best thing ever! Cuddles for DAYS!!!

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Eye of the Tiger? Please! It should be Eye of the Domesticated Housecat. Never have you seen an animal so fierce and determined

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Boxes are a cat's best friend #justcatthings

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I have perfected the purr-chomp. I lure the humans with purrs and when they are comfortable and petting me, I CHOMP!

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The toys I pushed under the couch... they taunt me

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Jumped up on a hot stove today. Press F to pay respects to my paws. Maybe that's why the human say don't jump on the counters... But probably not

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Claws out ball out! Or at least that would be the case if I still had balls...

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Stole a loaf of bread and ran into a sliding glass door with it. #justcatthings

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Trade Secret: When my human won't get up in the morning to feed me I punch her in the face until she does. Works every time. #breakfast