Harrison Ward

washed up history major who now might as well be a civil engineer. former security guard during the Carter Administration.

[Red Sox @RedSox]

All we want for X-Mas is...
A XANDER SIGNED BALL! ⚾️

RT now for a chance to win!

[Harrison Ward @DustyDiller]

@Brad_____enship For my team. It was a “rebuilding” year.

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@Brad_____enship Same.

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@BeatlesOfCourse Beatle juice. Beatle juice. Beatle juice.

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@MeltdownWRIF Roy Buchanan.

[Tyler Mahan Coe (chaotic good) @TylerMahanCoe]

Country radio started playing Johnny Cash again after the rock music world took an interest in him via Rick Rubin's American LPs. (They quit because he was old.)

So, y'know how Dolly Parton is one of the most famous people ever and still records?

Guess where you won't hear her.

[Harrison Ward @DustyDiller]

If LEAs wanna hire me to do that I’d be obliged.

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My goal as cop would be plain and simple. My pen would run outta ink from all the tickets I’d write folks for dilly dallying in the right lane

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And there we go he making the cry of “let’s keep it in the state”. Fair weather bama fans. The exit is to your left. I bet he sleeps in auburn footies.

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This guy next to me talmbout how Mac is good qb but he don’t think he’s the best in country. #yawn. And he’s a “bama fan”.

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@Super70sSports Charles Bronson coming off the top???

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Picked up him off waiver wire last year. And have not nor will not look back.

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Younghoe Koo. #putsupmorethanmichaelthomas #clutch

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@thatdrummerguy Thatta boy. Let’s get this thing going. I can trap everything else. The bear I will need assistance on.

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I’m wanting to hold an event.

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We’ll stretch it out thru the summer. The main event comes when the black bear enters the ring. Imma hit payperview see if they interested.

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I plan on starting out small. Prepping myself by fighting/wrestling smaller critters. Bobcats, coyotes, ie.