Dusty Miller

Daddy's little girl all growed up now.

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The Immigrants, Dust Miller.
https://t.co/YLD2vI2hIt

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Toronto Sun; Burning Questions: "...how come the cops won't defend us from the government...???"

#fuck

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Toronto Sun Columnist: every newsroom in town knew about John Tory's infidelity for weeks. It only remained for the Toronto Star, to stoop so low, as to reveal this to taxpayers...citizens...and fellow provincials.

#spin

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A Sarnia realtor moves to Venice...

Homebuyer: does the basement leak.

Sarnia realtor: uh, no, why do you ask?

#frauds

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As an author, your income tax return may be the greatest piece of fiction you ever wrote this year.

#tips #Louis

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Other sources claim it is Mr. Xi's hemorhoid pillow, inflated with non-combustible helium, which drifted off and out and over the Pacific; after he had vacated his chair and went to the restroom of the People's Democratic Democracy Committee, due to a recent rather damp fart.

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An unnamed official, who requested anonymity, and who was not authorized to speak on the subject, said off the record, that it could not be an inflated Chinese condom because it was clearly more than 75 mm in length.
#UFOs

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I actually think America shot down an #alien #UFO

#Louis

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You have this one weird trick in order to shrink your prostate on the internet.

#Louis

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@TheBeaverton Breaking: Toronto Sun front page curiously blank as staffers try to figure out how #Justin #Trudeau responsible for former T.O. Mayor John Tory's infidelity.

#Louis

[Dusty Miller @DustyMillerBoox]

Do you smoke after sex?

You might consider quitting sex.

#Louis

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Breaking News: Toronto Sun turns up #paranoia level up to 11.

#Louis

[Dusty Miller @DustyMillerBoox]

The well of patience has run dry.

#Louis

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I'd rather clean the bathroom than do paperwork. You ever think about that, ladies and gentlemen.

#Louis

[Dusty Miller @DustyMillerBoox]

Them: why do you have all these classified documents.

Me: it was the early days of the pandemic. I was afraid I might run out of toilet paper.

#Louis

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...that vacuum cleaner stink in the air.

#Louis

[Dusty Miller @DustyMillerBoox]

Vladimir Putin is suffering from an ingrown penis. Sooner or later that will fuck himself to death, and then maybe the world can get back to #abnormal

#Louis

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I've been doing some thinking, and for 2023; we will remain in touch with the #Universe

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Me: Hello, Dreamboat.
Them, (or They): What do you want, Shipwreck.

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BREAKING NEWS: Vladimir Putin to step down as President of Russia, takes over as CEO of Twitter.

#Louis

[Dusty Miller @DustyMillerBoox]

Workers must seize the means of production, of oxygen, of biological diversity, of control over the land itself.

#Louis