DustyRich

I just remembered I have Twitter. I promise to be a better twitterer.

[DustyRich @DustyRich]

@JustAMomNamedMM Perhaps you need a mind shift. When you say you’re “broke”. By what standards are you measuring? I believe it’s possible that we are flooded with visions of lifestyles we wish we had, we strive for them beyond our means and when we fail we are “broke”.

[DustyRich @DustyRich]

@StanSportAU your audio sync is off, your TV app UX is pathetic, the adverts I have to watch regardless of being one of the most expensive streaming service is actual theft, commentary team is objectively bad. Looking forward to competition making your service disappear.

[DustyRich @DustyRich]

And now for the clean up and recovery after #CycloneAlfred #ExCycloneAlfred #brisbane

[DustyRich @DustyRich]

People struggling for sand bags!!!! Do this … #Brisbane #GoldCoast #CycloneAlfred #Cyclone

[DustyRich @DustyRich]

Many people trying to get sand bags from council, go into #Bunnings get strong plastic temp down pipes (see pic) fill with sand to your desired length (25m per) duct tape ends, excellent at diverting water. Strong and long! #CycloneAlfred #cyclone #storm #brisbane

[DustyRich @DustyRich]

Many people trying to get sand bags from council, go into #Bunnings get strong plastic temp down pipes (see pic) fill with sand to your desired length (25m per) duct tape ends, excellent at diverting water. Strong and long! #CycloneAlfred #cyclone #storm #brisbane

[Paul @pwh007grrr]

@DustyRich Works brilliant, much appreciated

[DustyRich @DustyRich]

Many people trying to get sand bags from council, go into #Bunnings get strong plastic temp down pipes (see pic) fill with sand to your desired length (25m per) duct tape ends, excellent at diverting water. Strong and long! #CycloneAlfred #cyclone #storm #brisbane

[DustyRich @DustyRich]

@elonmusk For example. “USA presidential election. Donald Trump wins election for Republican Party”. Dispassionate, no emotive language, just the facts. The problem with main stream media and in fact this platform is that human emotion rules over human rationality.

[DustyRich @DustyRich]

@elonmusk I completely disagree. News should be delivered by a dispassionate, factual and unbiased platform. The “people” have contextually driven bias that can pollute a subject. Once the news is delivered that way then “people” can make their own minds up about how to feel about it.

[DustyRich @DustyRich]

Hey @TheoVon shot in the dark here! But I was ya opening act in Brisbane, Australia 2019… IM PREGNANT! Just kidding don’t have a womb.

I’d love to do that again in Brisbane and the Gold Coast. We’ve both grown so much since then. Anyways hope you see this. K bye.

[DustyRich @DustyRich]

A South African #comedian explains accents. South African definitely not sexy, neither is the Australian one, the FRENCH!!!! Got to be sexiest? What ya think? #StandUpComedy (Solo show 26/08 Sydney Comedy Store https://t.co/3zieOVQ9EC for tickets)

[DustyRich @DustyRich]

Australia is full of weird animals, here we find a strange animal describing a strange animal in front of strangers. The Australian Possum. #StandUpComedy #comedy (Solo show 26/08 Sydney Comedy Store https://t.co/3zieOVQ9EC for tickets)

[DustyRich @DustyRich]

Hey @StanSportRugby where is the #RSAvsARG game? From this morning???????!!!!

[DustyRich @DustyRich]

The #Loadshedding and #Eskom issues in #SouthAfrica fascinate me. Especially everyone calling each other racist and how it’s always the other sides fault. No one knows the colour of your skin is when the lights are off.

[DustyRich @DustyRich]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/GisTTEFEFD

[NoJokesComedy On DEMAND @NoJokesComedy]

Local is Lekker | Comedians Gillie Apter and Dusty Rich to headline TrystFest: Beer & Ball Edition https://t.co/xlbKM6EiiO via @NoJokesComedy

[DustyRich @DustyRich]

A lot of Americans blaming mental health issues on mass shootings instead of the relatively easy way a person with mental health issues can get an assault rifle tells me a lot of Americans have mental health issues.

[DustyRich @DustyRich]

Oh how I toil for a tweet, a tweet that will chirp through the ages, echoes heard in the distance of time, my children’s children will remark and hold my tweet at the alter of remembrance in respect and awe of the tweet I tweeted.

[DustyRich @DustyRich]

Hey Harry Styles we get it dude, ya different, for FS do you have one regular T-shirt. MF looks like a box of crayons exploded in a sewing bag ejaculating sequence all over the aviary.

[DustyRich @DustyRich]

My daughter is 7 months old and I swear she just sighed when I tried to make her laugh. WTF am I in for.