Chris(topher)

[Chris(topher) @Dusty_Peanuts]

New Year same me I was never the problem

[Chris(topher) @Dusty_Peanuts]

I'm at Starbucks and I forgot the Starbucks word for large and the barista told me to kill myself

[Chris(topher) @Dusty_Peanuts]

Thanks Wicca Phase Springs Eternal for spending 2,383 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Crushed. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/wB6Vxj0ce8

[Chris(topher) @Dusty_Peanuts]

Joined too late to fight in any meaningful wars, joined too early to work on any innovative technology

Joined just in time to buy a Charger at 26% APR

[Chris(topher) @Dusty_Peanuts]

Me looking at my air fryer and instant pot and realizing I finally made it

[Chris(topher) @Dusty_Peanuts]

Can't stop thinking about the grown ass man who rubbed hand sanitizer in his eyes to cure his pink eye

[Chris(topher) @Dusty_Peanuts]

"You know what Subaru backwards is? Ur a bus."
-A core memory formed by a homeless man at a red light

[Chris(topher) @Dusty_Peanuts]

Consuming 4 different forms of media at once to prevent a thought from occurring 🗿

[Chris(topher) @Dusty_Peanuts]

Hey google, play confide by juice wrld

[Chris(topher) @Dusty_Peanuts]

@WillGri47409619 She's right.

[Chris(topher) @Dusty_Peanuts]

If life is a simulation, just please turn it off.

[Chris(topher) @Dusty_Peanuts]

The PlayStation can produce mind-boggling effects

[Chris(topher) @Dusty_Peanuts]

NOBODY LOOK UP WHO IS CHRIS CHAN

[Chris(topher) @Dusty_Peanuts]

Who is chris chan

[Chris(topher) @Dusty_Peanuts]

Who is chris chan

[Chris(topher) @Dusty_Peanuts]

My favorite part of the day!! #broomsup

[Chris(topher) @Dusty_Peanuts]

*Beatboxes nervously*

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Who can play drums in 13/8

[Chris(topher) @Dusty_Peanuts]

cha cha real smooth