Baron Spoonfields 🦓

Writer, editor, eater of chocolate. Verified zebra. Same handle on the Whale. Not in the least notable. She/her.

[Baron Spoonfields 🦓 @Dusty_Zee]

The body was never found.

[John St. Clair (On Hiatus) @uusaint]

In six words or fewer, write a story about this picture. 👀🍩

#WritingCommunity
#sixwordstory
#amwriting
#ChallengeAccepted
#Saturday

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

Me: “Should convicted felons have the right to vote?”

MAGA dude: “Absolutely not”

Me: “So you’re not okay with convicted felons participating in our elections.”

MAGA dude: “No way”

Me: “But you still support a convicted felon becoming President and plan to vote for him?”

[Baron Spoonfields 🦓 @Dusty_Zee]

@alitaylor Me. It's called me.

[Baron Spoonfields 🦓 @Dusty_Zee]

@BN_Writes I do, because it lets me know which one might not be strictly the original.

[Baron Spoonfields 🦓 @Dusty_Zee]

@JuddLegum Don't threaten me with a good time.

[Sacha Coward @sacha_coward]

One thing we don't talk about regarding Alzheimer's is the incredibly dark humour it engenders.

Yesterday dad came up to me with his crossword book, furious.

'Someone's done all my blummin words!'

Dramatic pause

'In MY handwriting!!'

*Scandalised*

[Baron Spoonfields 🦓 @Dusty_Zee]

@alisonrlockwood @sacha_coward But did you have an alibi? 🧐

[Baron Spoonfields 🦓 @Dusty_Zee]

@sharoncurtis @sacha_coward Same, Mum, same.

[Baron Spoonfields 🦓 @Dusty_Zee]

@ottertitties It depends on the circumstance. For instance, I may hear something and say "In-tres-ting." But if there's something off about it, "That's ve-ry in-ter-es-ting." And if it's particularly mysterious, it might be "Veddy in-ter-es-ting" in a Clouseau voice.

[Baron Spoonfields 🦓 @Dusty_Zee]

@RockyMountViews Lemon

[Gabino Iglesias @Gabino_Iglesias]

If you get a check in the mail, open it and deposit it outside the house using your phone. If you open the check inside the house, the house will see it and something will immediately break down.

[Baron Spoonfields 🦓 @Dusty_Zee]

@MsUnformation Like!

[Baron Spoonfields 🦓 @Dusty_Zee]

@byMorganWright Yeah, but it also needs "Turn left at the place that used to be the old Johnson farm" to be authentic.

[Baron Spoonfields 🦓 @Dusty_Zee]

@_Opportunista_ @RockyMountViews I'm well known for not recognizing people at work when they change their hair color.

[🇺🇲MountainMa64🇺🇲 @Ma64Mountain]

@RockyMountViews My world

[Baron Spoonfields 🦓 @Dusty_Zee]

@Mic_Burt Build the wall!

Mexico might even chip in for that one -- along with every other country in the world except Russia and North Korea.

[Baron Spoonfields 🦓 @Dusty_Zee]

@kpmaloyauthor Is this a trap like when a guy told me his last name was "Nurnberg, like the city in Germany"? (That's the actual spelling of his name there, which is what I had to look him up under.) 🤔

[Baron Spoonfields 🦓 @Dusty_Zee]

@RockyMountViews Oh god, I hate those things!