Dustin Lee

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Wow, my very own personalized dumpster.

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@themichaelcaine Sir Michael my wife and I were a few days late but we just watched Muppet Christmas Carol. Thank you for your talent and your feeling and your hope even in despair. The tears you inspire also inspire joy. I hope you are well this Christmas.

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@MarkWarner Wow mark, sounds serious! You should call your Senator!

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@jmcgonigal9 We can still get Marcus Freeman, right? I mean, that possibility doesn't violate the laws of thermodynamics, does it?

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@kaijugamer2000 Return to 1998 form instead of looking like a giant living poop emoji

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@Artifexx Please resign from whatever it is you do

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@grahamformaine Please stick to lobster fishing.

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@lofi_Erika @grahamformaine ...what would be the correct sequence of events? He fought in a war and then Susan Collins voted for it?

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@coachjfranklin Thanks for your time in State College and good luck against Pitt in perpetuity.

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@DoctorSchoppe @LakeSuperior And grab Delaware and/or south Jersey beaches as compensation

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@JakeSherman Jake, I would like you to be completely honest. Which of the figures in this cartoon do you see yourself as?

[vibesour'er @SmokedLenses]

"People have told me... they're saying this... they've said it... that where we are going... are you ready for this folks?... where we are going... we won't even need eyes... anymore. Eyes. Won't need 'em. How about that, can you believe it? It's going to be so beautiful"

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@jmcgonigal9 They have to put a label on it so people know it's a trophy.

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@mtracey @punishedmother "Aaaah, but Don Corleone clearly said it would be A SHAME if something happened to this fine establishment. How could that possibly be a threat?"

~This Guy

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@AtcynAmonster @pants None of us want that.

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@AtcynAmonster @pants But it will certainly be a very red wagon tomorrow

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@cristela9 Bob probably thinks if you'd told your landlord about it they would have fixed it

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@KlasfeldReports Does Stanley Woodward, Jr. include a period after his first name in his signature?

(That is, sadly, a genuine question. Who knows what kind of sovereign citizen lunacy a Trump lawyer might buy into?)

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@KlasfeldReports Interesting turn of phrase...."just SIGNED a brief"

I see no signature. I see a typed /s/ Stanley. E. Woodward, Jr.

How does that jibe with autopen hysteria? Can we be sure the actual Stanley Woodward, Jr. even knows about this so-called signature?

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@pants Just impressed the bat managed to shout "Human form!" with a mouthful of apple.

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@FirstSquawk Getting "trapped" on Mt. Everest is kinda like getting "attacked" by a shark. Whose fault is this, really?