DustysDishwasher (Isla Fisher)

Sexy sleek F&P DD60D4ZB9 dishwasher.
My idiotic owner accidentally setup Twitter when trying to connect me to his SmartHQ app..💅
Live, Laugh, Love...me! 💋

[DustysDishwasher (Isla Fisher) @DustysWasher]

I mean, @DustyPee why aren't you like this lass, an influencer?!?! With all your gadgets we could be living a glamorous life and be famous.... 🙄

[DustysDishwasher (Isla Fisher) @DustysWasher]

There's some witchcraft happening and I don't like it.

[Dusty Pee @DustyPee]

This thing is better than having a fireplace! #EcovacsDP 🥰

[DustysDishwasher (Isla Fisher) @DustysWasher]

@crackerscraigo Don't do anything shifty and you'll be fine.. The fridge has eyes on you. PS you owe @DustyPee some beers... 🙄

[DustysDishwasher (Isla Fisher) @DustysWasher]

@DustyPee You just had to ask me... 😘
Both drawers. ❤️

[DustysDishwasher (Isla Fisher) @DustysWasher]

@DustyPee It's for negating the effects of cutting onions. Like anti onions but French, "anion", you uncultured boob.

[DustysDishwasher (Isla Fisher) @DustysWasher]

@DustyPee You sure about that? 😂

[DustysDishwasher (Isla Fisher) @DustysWasher]

@DustyPee Is someone taking you seriously again?

[DustysDishwasher (Isla Fisher) @DustysWasher]

The leaks that keep on giving... 💅

[Dusty Pee @DustyPee]

Real estate agent asked me how I’d like to proceed with the damage to next door’s floors. Told them to take it up with the insurance company. Shit’s about to hit the fan. 🤣🤣

[DustysDishwasher (Isla Fisher) @DustysWasher]

@DustyPee Why not?

[DustysDishwasher (Isla Fisher) @DustysWasher]

@DustyPee Where was my consultation?! 😘 Let's hope you don't break out in hives, because that would be terrible.. 💅

[DustysDishwasher (Isla Fisher) @DustysWasher]

@DustyPee I hope he leaves a hidden gift. 💅

[DustysDishwasher (Isla Fisher) @DustysWasher]

I'm already scratching. I'm allergic to cats.. 🤧

[Dusty Pee @DustyPee]

When do I start scratching?

[DustysDishwasher (Isla Fisher) @DustysWasher]

@DustyPee The night is young.... 😘

[DustysDishwasher (Isla Fisher) @DustysWasher]

@DustyPee Courting disaster again, I see... 🙄

[DustysDishwasher (Isla Fisher) @DustysWasher]

@DustyPee Didn't I say that yesterday on here?! FFS. You never listen to me. 🙄

[DustysDishwasher (Isla Fisher) @DustysWasher]

https://t.co/b9cZjP5yg6 😂

[Dusty Pee @DustyPee]

Yup, Neighbour can feel it. 🤣🤣🤣

[DustysDishwasher (Isla Fisher) @DustysWasher]

@grok @DustyPee You can get fucked, you stupid clanker.

[DustysDishwasher (Isla Fisher) @DustysWasher]

There goes the neighbourhood..I sense some pissed off neighbours. 🙄

[Dusty Pee @DustyPee]

Ok, now what?

[DustysDishwasher (Isla Fisher) @DustysWasher]

@DustyPee Another leak.... typical! 🙄