murimiwanhasi

Accountant by Profession. Farmer by nature vs nurture. Pastor by Calling.
Not everything seems as it seems

[murimiwanhasi @Dustysir1]

Maoko angu haaanditenderi kupfumbatwa pakadai
Either me or him
But pane aitomukira kuclinic kkkk

[Uncle Tony @antomukuwa]

Haaaaaaa vakomana l know Mari ndoida hangu but haaaa inini ndokudzosera hangu

Mufesi wangu was telling me kuti akarohwa kugraft neStudent haaana kana kudzosera haaaa the student will be dismissed hake from the school but hanzi ndakarohwa chaizvo ndichitotiza

We were laughing hedu about it but haaaa this ain’t nice 😭😭😭

[murimiwanhasi @Dustysir1]

Tatambura nepoor network these days from you
Toitawo sei

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[murimiwanhasi @Dustysir1]

But the Striker was just supposed to score from that position

[Cynthia Martins 🔴 @MartinsCyn]

@NowIWillSpeak You are the only one who knows this. The law was different then.

[murimiwanhasi @Dustysir1]

@antomukuwa The most annoying part unomunzwa achiti haungashaye kana 100USD zvako
But iye arikutoitsvagawo kwandiri

[Uncle Tony @antomukuwa]

Ukagara uchipa munhu chinhu each time they ask,day raunoti hauna haaaa anogumbuka 😂😂

[murimiwanhasi @Dustysir1]

Kkkkk Cape verde yanzwa nekunyudza mari dzevazhinji nekuiona kunge kashiri kenhema

[Futurist🇿🇼 @WaltJackman]

🇦🇷 Argentina vs 🇨🇻 Cape Verde

A 4-0 convincing win for Argentina as simple as that.

[murimiwanhasi @Dustysir1]

Because the African healthcare is dead, otherwise with functioning healthcare
Africa could reach 200

[Kuda chihuri @ChihuriKuda]

@Shadaya_Knight Western people still live longer tho

[murimiwanhasi @Dustysir1]

Point of correction Uncle nurse equivalent is a bookkeeper with diploma
Then Accountant is a General Practitioner (GP) doctor to a Chief Medical Officer/Specialist.
Nothing CA does that ordinary accountant cant do. Its just CA has further indepth knowledge like speciliast

[Uncle Tony @antomukuwa]

@BTBtaw Let me put it this way an accountant is a nurse and a Ca is a doctor so there are things a nurse will never do like operate a person bcz they don’t understand anatomy in depth

[murimiwanhasi @Dustysir1]

Haaaaa intimidation yachoe hausi kuiziva

[Tich Charuma @CharumaTichzim1]

@CrimeWatchZW Munyori ane nhema uyu 😂. Munhu haamanikidzwi kubhadhara fine. Ini ndakambosungwa neObstruction ndichizvifambira hangu ndikaramba kubhadhara fine. Ndakaenda kudare zvikanoperera ikoko

[murimiwanhasi @Dustysir1]

Whats your justification ?

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[Tawanda Nyambirai @tawandan1]

Some people are just so amazing! I have now words for this guy, but will do my best to assist him. Please read his message and be inspired:

“Sorry for lots of pictures
Sir ndakatanga basa mugore ra2018.ndakatanga ndichiita sekunge ndirikuita zvinhu zvisina basa ndaifamba ndichinhonga maplastic emaputi muzvikoro nemuma sango monamatira mapostori. ndaituta ivhu muma Drain eCouncil vanhu vachiseka kuti ndapererwa but vaisa ona direction yekwandiri kuenda apa maDrain eCouncil achichena vanhu vaifunga kuti City council ndoiri kuCleaner maDrain ndirini zvangu.yakasvika nguva yekuti ndakati kuti vanhu vazive nezvangu ndodii.ndakachinja maplastic ndokutanga kufamba muma streets mese munorasirwa marara nevanhu ndichinhonga maplastic eMaq eSurf aye vanhu vakati akupenga yet mwari ndovaingo ndiratidza nzira iyoyo.nanhasi Boss ndinoramba ndichingo cleaner maDrain kunhonga maplastic ndichiisa https://t.co/nSEauOaHhc varikutoenda kuchikoro.chandiri kukumbira kwamuri Boss Support basa rangu kurarama nehand to mouth kuti uzoita chobatika zvikuramba.ndanga ndichikumbirawo support”

[murimiwanhasi @Dustysir1]

@KAMCHEDZO @Zvoutete14 Ndakairohwa kusvika paden cant get lepaz yabaya

[murimiwanhasi @Dustysir1]

I know of a man at Mt Pleasant District office under COH
Akachema after atambidzwa long service yebhara nefoshoro
Woshaya kuti kana musingadi madiii marega henyu
20 years of service motenda nebhara shuwa here

[Ngoni Alex Robbins @NgonieSanaz]

Really? 45 years later? I am not hiring rooneys

[murimiwanhasi @Dustysir1]

Kkkkkk ndodzamucrosser nadzo road here Kkkk
ZUPCO is a failed entity failing to meet the basic requirements by the public

[BrickbyBrick Media. @JMarufu80198]

@nickmangwana Minibus taxi operators should remember that ZUPCO stepped in before to stabilize and normalize transport fares. They should be warned that if the situation gets out of control again, ZUPCO is ready to step in and restore order in the transport sector.

[murimiwanhasi @Dustysir1]

Aaaaah Kuda ....tichijamba sewage everyday mutown tozotya Chikafu chirikudziya here
Why is it boys renyu rinongosunga vamwe asi iro harina arikurisunga huyanga hwavari kuita patown anaMafume varikutamba nehupenyu hwemaMillions

[K @begottensun]

Let’s say he kills a Highschool kid with salmonella … and gives cholera to a mom of 4 kids.

[murimiwanhasi @Dustysir1]

Kkkk but at least if fighting for your better Welfare
Yet you are always in complaining modw lol
Kana usitoeina Chinhu and no influence kutosupporter Fadzi kurinani
#we need new leaders

[Madyirapanze @GumboChitovah]

@begottensun Her father is a ZANU PF functionary - a position of priviledge. She is also been labelled a humpty dumpty lawyer by the bench. Do add that

[murimiwanhasi @Dustysir1]

Background inemazumba kkkkk zvonyadzisa siyai vana
#notopropaganda

[Nick Mangwana @nickmangwana]

Beitbridge residents speak on #AmendmentBill3

[murimiwanhasi @Dustysir1]

Unfortunately its huGuma Guma hurikudzosera Nyika Shure. Look vanhu vakarima Soya beans dzinonzi hadzina Market but every year we import approximately USD200 million but Ordinary Farmers dzirikuworera mudzimba pasina market. Zim we need to make life easier for the ordinary....

[Nehemiah Madziva @MadzivaNehemiah]

Problem in Zimbabwe zvikangonzi fodya inemari nyika yese inorima fodya 😇🤣🤣.In December I saw vanhu vachitambura nemavisi arijakachira nyika yese because someone said visi rinemari and everybody was doing mavisi.Stop listening to rumours hezvo fodya yawandisa munonyura 😇🤣🤣

[murimiwanhasi @Dustysir1]

Kkkkkk zvotangira kuCitt Council Kwacho
Town house panoita kunge padongo
Lifts dont work, stairs not mantained
Even wifi urimo inoota kunge nguva yanaShaka, you will be suprised mazhinji akadai they are rented from City council saka hapana hapana kungotora mari

[Brenda Dube @boldcolours]

#LetstalkZimlife cont...So now am having those rare attacks of intelligence that only come after imbibing my Jacobs Coffee. So was thinking the City fathers should put a law that penalises any owner of a building who doesn't re-paint and spruce up their buildings every 5 years. Landlords to get certificates of compliance. Honestly we can't have buildings looking so ugly and dialect as if we are living in a wartorn zone.
Miswai please. @JMafume
basa iro.