Dusty Slay

New full one hour special “Wet Heat” streaming now on Netflix and 2 others on YouTube. Click the link below for tickets:

[Dusty Slay @dustyslay]

This was a great day last year.

[Norm Macdonald @normmacdonald]

@dustyslay hey, Dusty, I remember you well and have followed your career since LCS. I told everyone those fish jokes. One thing about failure, it makes for the best stories. If you only have 3 minutes, it makes complete sense to use them all on one subject. Peace. You're having a great time

[Dusty Slay @dustyslay]

Check it out!

[FireMeme @FireMemeNews]

He walks a country song like it is a work report. Slow talk, big glasses, taking each line apart until the Friday night part shows up and the whole room gets it. No rush.

He just keeps stacking the job talk against the weekend talk and people start laughing before he even wraps it. That is a tight bit.

[Dusty Slay @dustyslay]

@JohnWilharm3 @FireMemeNews That’s me!

[Dusty Slay @dustyslay]

I’ve seen that view many times

[Dennis Masi @DennisMasi]

@97Vercetti @dustyslay "You can make eye contact with me at some point in the night and look deep into my eyes and know that I couldn't see you."

[Dusty Slay @dustyslay]

@PeregrinePulp @jameswebb_nasa I love collecting comic book stuff!

[Dusty Slay @dustyslay]

@aarong33 @publicfigurepod @brianbatescomic Yeah and he missed the point of it

[Dusty Slay @dustyslay]

@aclutter51 “Here’s why” because it is bad for us. The sun is good, all of life thrives in the sun.

[Dusty Slay @dustyslay]

@QueenAnticommie @Smitty24030528 @JesseKellyDC But not me????

[Dusty Slay @dustyslay]

@bigcontentguy @snakealicious75 Frats at Auburn University were the Jam band fans

[Dusty Slay @dustyslay]

@shadowop Oh I ate them

[Dusty Slay @dustyslay]

I love when the menu says fresh cut fries but when they come you can tell that they were fresh cut weeks ago at a Sysco factory

[ʎǝlpǝH ɐnɥsoſ @JoshuaHedley]

Post Malone dropping a hip hop mixtape and canceling all his country dates. Hahahahahahaahahhahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahhahahahahahah

[Dusty Slay @dustyslay]

@PaulVirzi 😂😂😂

[Dusty Slay @dustyslay]

@DustinNickerson I don’t know if it’s true but I like the positivity

[Dusty Slay @dustyslay]

@AndyDerer Yeah I mean I ate them and I liked them. But it wasn’t what they were selling in that menu

[Dusty Slay @dustyslay]

@thejoshgilly Yeah you gotta keep typing

[Dusty Slay @dustyslay]

The airline just asked a lady at the exit row if she was willing and able to assist and with a winded voice she said “I’m willing” and they accepted it.

[Dusty Slay @dustyslay]

@CG_BebesKid I would love to do that but I’m watched too much Restaurant Impossible to think I could make it work

[Dusty Slay @dustyslay]

@finelytunedsou1 I don’t know what this means

[Dusty Slay @dustyslay]

@JeffDye Glenn Too Close

[Dusty Slay @dustyslay]

@TurneyAuth7909 @YouTube You should’ve told me that earlier and I would’ve just said the Foo Fighters are my favorite band

[Dusty Slay @dustyslay]

@TurneyAuth7909 @YouTube Wow. I may throw up on this plane