Dutch

More or less an open book

[Dutch @Dutch602]

In need of a video gamers help: I own five moto helmets but have nine helmet bags. How many times have I respawned in this life?

[Dutch @Dutch602]

I'm to the point in my baldness where I pluck the hairs that haven't receded yet so it looks more even

[Dutch @Dutch602]

Worst traffic in years!
#nonessentialsstayhome

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Is this Minnesota's third or fourth winter of the year? I lost track but in my defense they all run together, sneaking in a 50-and-sunny-but-windy-as-hell day to switch it up

[Dutch @Dutch602]

I'm in Canada with easterners and I just realized that in letterkenny when they say "you better let that one marinate" that the funny thing is it's pronounced marinade
#learning

[Dutch @Dutch602]

Alexa, play pitbull's who let the dogs out

[Dutch @Dutch602]

I almost made plans with a friend on my wife's actual birthday next week and I realized that's the only person close to me that I don't have their birthday in my calendar but we share a digital calendar so I'm scared to enter it now.

[Dutch @Dutch602]

That one time my wife and I ordered Chinese food and they threw in a bunch of fortune cookies and the delivery driver asked if we were having a party

[Dutch @Dutch602]

@IsHermanSleepin WELL??

[Dutch @Dutch602]

Watching episodes of shows made before covid where somebody sneaks in with a mask on their face and it's like thank God you're protected if somebody else you weren't expecting comes in the room too.

[Dutch @Dutch602]

Old people confusing the laughing emoji with various other crying emojis

[Dutch @Dutch602]

Tumblers are just sippy cups for adults

[Dutch @Dutch602]

I just realized will smith is the cop in Nelly's shake ya tail feathers video

[Dutch @Dutch602]

So this pandemic is so bad even the hospitals are closing? 900 jobs, ouch.
https://t.co/S1xnFsm7se

[Dutch @Dutch602]

Anybody try a breathalyzer test in a mask yet? Does it help?

[Dutch @Dutch602]

To a mechanic the word "cheater" probably means something very different than it means to you. But we also get very nervous while "cheating", something could easily go wrong

[Dutch @Dutch602]

I'm aiming for something between Jesus and juvie
-#KimsConvenience

[Dylan Park-Pettiford @dyllyp]

Elijah’s last words were: “I’m an introvert. I’m just different that’s all. I’m so sorry. I don’t have a gun. I don’t do that stuff...All I was trying to do was become better. I’ll do it...You all are phenomenal. You are beautiful. And I love you. Try to forgive me. I’m sorry.”

[Dutch @Dutch602]

I overheard my wife explaining to our privileged-ass dog that she had to share a bag of her dog food with the hungry dogs in Minneapolis. In the end I think Sippi understood.
If you have the time, a talent, or money to spare then use it to do good.
#JusticeForGeorgeFloyd

[Dutch @Dutch602]

Some of those that work forces are the same that burn crosses
#GeorgeFloydWasMurdered