Andy Holland

Retired professional procreator, now full time domestic troubleshooter. 'Bad cop' in the parental pairing duties. Lucky enough to fly the A380 for a living.

[Andy Holland @DutchA380]

@rhys_parker Ooh, Batch 7!

[Andy Holland @DutchA380]

@Maxaretunit Hit my first clean wedge off that pitch, and into a car driving past on the road behind the camera in 1981. Got a massive bollocking but hooked on golf ever since!

[Andy Holland @DutchA380]

@Airliner1013 @_Travelwithdan Yes, poor choice by the film franchise. Skynet launched in the 1970’s and @Tomahol1 controls them.

[Andy Holland @DutchA380]

@Jon_McC_ @jondunnf3 😂😂

[Andy Holland @DutchA380]

@rhys_parker @nonrevgod Start driving Parker!

[Andy Holland @DutchA380]

@adamspink @cobaltcatcat What this actually means is I can now have a beer 😁

[Andy Holland @DutchA380]

@BexSimonArtist You scrub up quite well 😉

[Andy Holland @DutchA380]

@RobCurling @jpgbuz @Simonstrasdin …..I’m surprised he’s allowed to as well!

Griggo, I’ve no idea what you were laughing at, but given the good times we had together, I can just imagine. 😂

[Andy Holland @DutchA380]

@VeteranIrish You’re incorrect. Everyone knows we had to wear Green Flash pumps in the gym.

[Tom Holland @Tomahol1]

80 days. @bt_uk, @WeAreOpenreach, 80 days without internet, without any prior warning. Can someone please break down how the 436 working hours have been spent since 03/01? That's £78.83 I've been billed, and £655.20 owed in compensation. #stilloffline #aroundtheworld

[Tom Holland @Tomahol1]

62 days long, my @bt_uk internet outage. In that time, I could've downloaded 42.9TB of data over the 64Mb/s bandwidth I'm still paying for. 7 missed resolution dates. Paid £61.09 in bills, owed £504.00 compensation. @WeAreOpenreach ongoing SSKMD MSO for 116 days. #stilloffline

[Andy Holland @DutchA380]

@TimWoodNo11 @Tomahol1 @bt_uk @TimWoodNo11 Driver, Airframes (A380). Sorry, can’t help. 😉

[Tom Holland @Tomahol1]

58 days with no @bt_uk internet. 7 missed resolution dates. I've spent £57.15 on having no internet, owed £470.40 in compensation. Over these 58 days, @bt_uk CEO Philip Jansen has taken £417,600 in salary. Perhaps some of this could be more appropriately allocated. #stilloffline

[Tom Holland @Tomahol1]

Day 49 since @bt_uk internet stopped working. That's over 100 complete watches of the #LOTR extended editions. Spent £48.28 on internet in that time, and I'm owed £394.80 in compensation. @WeAreOpenreach SSKMD MSO ongoing for 103 days. #stilloffline #moviemarathon

[Tom Holland @Tomahol1]

46 days since my @bt_uk internet went down. In that time I've spent £45.33 on that service, and the #ISS has completed 736 orbits of Earth. I'm now owed £369.60 in compensation. @WeAreOpenreach SSKMD MSO active for 100 days. #stilloffline

[Tom Holland @Tomahol1]

@bt_uk Day 45. My internet has now been down longer than @trussliz was PM. Have spent £44.34 on that service, and I'm owed £361.20 in compensation. @WeAreOpenreach SSKMD MSO ongoing for 99 days, 5 missed resolutions dates. #stilloffline #beatthelettuce

[Andy Holland @DutchA380]

@chandy68 @HarvSmyth OOA. What's that? 😬

[Andy Holland @DutchA380]

@blackrauthor An excellent Logbook, I wish mine was that neat!

[Andy Holland @DutchA380]

@GuyCharnock Congratulations Guy. Best time ever, but your handicap WILL suffer 😂

[Andy Holland @DutchA380]

@Thecarmagdriver I don’t get a choice 😉