Joseph Ashland

Shameless endorser of Pitbull and Nickleback. Sports Enthusiast. Lover of the outdoors and Miller Lights. Award Winning Listener.

[Joseph Ashland @DutchIt213]

8:00AM and a women in a groutfit in Atlantic IA just purchased 2 breakfast pizzas and 4 Watermelon Natty Rushes, then got in her PT Cruiser and drive off into the sunrise. That must be what freedom feels like...

[Joseph Ashland @DutchIt213]

@chanover41 @BarstoolUIowa That was his older brother, who is objectively a D-bag. But, no.

[Joseph Ashland @DutchIt213]

@10k_Takes 🐖 + 🐤 = 🏠

[Joseph Ashland @DutchIt213]

🦅 🇺🇸

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Joseph Ashland @DutchIt213]

🐤

[Joseph Ashland @DutchIt213]

@yankees047 @Kfred75 You understand that most average starters are getting, at most, like 45K right? If a kid getting 45K, is a qualifier for them to not be a “kid” anymore - should probably reassess adulthood.

[Joseph Ashland @DutchIt213]

Gold 😂

[feitelberg @FeitsBarstool]

I quite enjoyed this

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Giannis got asked if he thinks this season was a failure…..

[Joseph Ashland @DutchIt213]

@UncleChaps Best part about them being sold in variety bags is that people have them left over till Christmas and I reap the benefits

[Joseph Ashland @DutchIt213]

@_willcompton Body by Runza

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@CrazySauce13 @FeitsBarstool Lol Marc, I wanted to say something - then read your bio and your evident love of misery is just such a beautiful self fulfillment that it would not make sense for you to comment in any other way than what you did. May God have mercy on your soul. 😂

[Joseph Ashland @DutchIt213]

@JeffRothgeb @_willcompton That’s just unlucky hustle. He got beat to the edge, and was just trying to make contact. But when you’re massive with momentum, and the other person has slowed down - you are in a tough spot. Gotta feel for him, he was the best defender all day, was trying to make a play.

[Joseph Ashland @DutchIt213]

@TheRealZeke It is right to appreciate both, but the value add in terms of time, effort and consistency of the air-frier is undeniable.

[Joseph Ashland @DutchIt213]

@YoungM1FB @SpreadOffense Safety. His shift gives away the 1v1 which showed 46 is responsible for RB and not be dropping into a zone (usually)

[Joseph Ashland @DutchIt213]

@MrKeeganSmith Hell yeah, Zach and I would put our initials next to the circle and just leave it open on the dinner table, or on Mom’s bathroom sink. You know… on accident..

[Joseph Ashland @DutchIt213]

Damn, these were it. As a kid who grew up in rural Iowa, this was my connect to athletic culture. RIP Eastbay, I hope the angels circle all the fire gear in your pages in heaven.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Eastbay will be closing at the end of this month.

Iconic memories.

[Joseph Ashland @DutchIt213]

@adamwinter35 Absolutely insane sticktoitiveness. At some point though, someone from the organization needs to step in and protect the players. More untreated concussions than the dolphins locker room out there. Gotta think of the future, will they be able to burgle in 10 years??

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🙏🏻 🕊️

[Joseph Ashland @DutchIt213]

@coolstory_Tori 25% product inflation overnight is no joke, Tori!

[Joseph Ashland @DutchIt213]

@PardonMyTake She did a great job of understanding she lost position and started playing the QB. Heady play - you don’t beat the man, play the ball 🏈