Dutch Smith

White collar oil rig worker | Frequent three putter | “Nice work, no comments” emails received from partners: 2 | Penn State class of ‘91

[Dutch Smith @DutchSmith11]

@NBCPhiladelphia 5/18 is my 9/11

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@chess24com The most awkward live interview I have ever witnessed. That was a touch watch.

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@WSJ Delete this before my girlfriend sees

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@EastTribecaGuy @RevWSJohnson Think you need more golf. Some sunlight might do you good.

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Born to be a dockhand somewhere along the Amalfi coast. Forced to be a middle market PE M&A lawyer.

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@ricky_stickers Tell my fellow Smealman I want to link

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Post-dinner with a view

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@ricky_stickers Someone’s jealous I’m in the motherland eating authentic buttered noodles the way your nonna used to cook em 🤌🏻🇮🇹

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@ricky_stickers People are saying your espresso isn’t up to snuff. You sure you know how to work that machine?

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@ricky_stickers Ricky, have you tried sitting in the sauna followed by relaxing by the pool at a villa in Sorrento? It seems to be helping my hangover.

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It would suck to be doing anything other than sipping a double espresso in Rome right now

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@georgegrink Beautiful piece of machinery. Looks like an ‘08 to me. Thanks for sharing, Grink.

[Paris Saint-Germain @PSG_English]

EUROPEAN CHAMPIONS 🏆❤️💙

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PSG up at half. Bottomless Millers. This will play.

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Mood

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An old school Hollywood buffet would hit right now

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@ricky_stickers It’s totally normal to have a copy of Lolita on my bookshelf and also enjoy anime. Move along. Nothing to see here.

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@espn @TJOshie77 Holy fuck somebody #shrink TJ Oshie’s collar. He’s might drown in that shirt.

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@ricky_stickers First good meal ever eaten in that apartment

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Taking summer associates out to lunch solely to get the Amex points then getting the bill reimbursed by the firm is quite literally a free vacation hack