Dutchman_the_Agent

Funpoaster, annoyingly Catholic, things I like found here, get the anthologies I've been in, pfp by @FerdsParrow

[Dutchman_the_Agent @Dutch_Agent]

This is important...
Not really, but it's fun, and my stuff is good, so go read it
https://t.co/dfFGS7GWrZ

[Agent Dutch @Agent_Dutch]

Short thread of anthologies I've graciously been accepted to contribute to despite myself, if anyone is interested in reading some cool stories about dinosaurs, swordfights, gunfights, hot redheads, and snake women
And also dinosaurs
Man there's a lot of dinosaurs in my work...

[Dutchman_the_Agent @Dutch_Agent]

@Thundersteel81 He did

[Dutchman_the_Agent @Dutch_Agent]

I really like how Weird Al is one of the most skilled musicians and lyricists in history, consistently releases banger albums, and just signs on to do voice acting in random cartoons cuz somebody asked him to
Like, "Yeah, sure, I got 20 minutes for that, let's go"

[ToonHive @ToonHive]

Happy 67th birthday to the talented "Weird Al" Yankovic.

[JD Cowan @wastelandJD]

@Dutch_Agent His work is a documentary of the period he was active in. Very important work, filtered through comedy.

Now if he would just get his albums out there in vinyl. Off the Deep End has still never had a release in the format to this day.

[Dutchman_the_Agent @Dutch_Agent]

@Axenhammer1 @M1ckM1k3y Forgetting the Skynyrd scene
https://t.co/dDiNDDOjgq

[Dutchman_the_Agent @Dutch_Agent]

Freddy puppeteering that one kid with his veins so that he jumps off the clock tower
Shit was absolutely sick
https://t.co/CYDI83vGVZ

[M.T. Grave @MTGraveStudio]

What's your favorite slasher kill??

[Dutchman_the_Agent @Dutch_Agent]

@M1ckM1k3y I haven't seen all three movies, but I remember liking the first one
I think that one was directed by Rob Zombie, of all people, and he did a damn fine job
The Halloween remake is good stuff, iirc
Granted, it's been, like, 10 or more years since I saw it, but I remember liking it

[Dutchman_the_Agent @Dutch_Agent]

@wastelandJD At least we still have all the albums and live shows
Al is a genius and we should all be grateful he was out there doing his thing before everything became gray goo

[Dutchman_the_Agent @Dutch_Agent]

@M1ckM1k3y According to wikipedia, he just co-wrote that one, and didn't direct it
Which, fair
The third movie is actually a very good horror movie and I greatly enjoyed it
Highly recommended, it's pretty peak
Not incredible, but definitely worth a watch

[Dutchman_the_Agent @Dutch_Agent]

@M1ckM1k3y The Halloween series is really good, but tbh Carpenter whiffed the sequel by making it about Mike again
3 was a legit awesome movie, but it was panned cuz it didn't have Mike in it
Bro fucked up hardcore with that

[Dutchman_the_Agent @Dutch_Agent]

@M1ckM1k3y I need to watch Halloween again...

[Dutchman_the_Agent @Dutch_Agent]

Me, to my employees, desperately trying to keep the mood up
Thanking them for their hard work and the good job that they did, meanwhile the intrusive thoughts are trying their damndest to win
Demonic influence, possibly
Vade Retro Satana

[Dutchman_the_Agent @Dutch_Agent]

Rough day

[Dutchman_the_Agent @Dutch_Agent]

@wastelandJD

[Dutchman_the_Agent @Dutch_Agent]

You guys are far holier than me
I'm being groomed for site manager and it's looking like that's gonna happen relatively soon so please pray for me that I don't fuck it up and that I take care of all my people properly
I don't want this, but I'm here
I beg
Prayers
Please

[Dutchman_the_Agent @Dutch_Agent]

@wastelandJD We should just go full Gor and make them slaves
They obviously can't govern themselves

[Dutchman_the_Agent @Dutch_Agent]

@wastelandJD Aside from Mass, my one good spot in the week
I do look forward to that, immensely
I love you guys deeply, and wouldn't trade you for anything
After all, we still have a glorious battle to die in together

[Dutchman_the_Agent @Dutch_Agent]

@wastelandJD If a thing is abandonware, not being sold anywhere, "piracy" is free game
If it is being sold, you should buy it if you want it that bad, no matter who's got the rights
Keep your pirated copy, use that mainly, but buy the official release if it's being sold somewhere

[Dutchman_the_Agent @Dutch_Agent]

If we have pirated something, when it becomes available for purchase we are obligated to buy it, or delete our copy

[Media OCD @MediaOCD]

Very grateful that we can make a living by serving fans who will happily buy a well-made legal copy of something they probably already have a pirated copy of.

[Dutchman_the_Agent @Dutch_Agent]

@wastelandJD I don't really get excited for the weekend
I work 10's to 12's five days, I sleep almost all day on Saturday to catch up, then have to do corpo work and close out, and on Sunday I volunteer at Church
"The weekend" isn't some mythical thing that is enjoyable for me
Another day

[Dutchman_the_Agent @Dutch_Agent]

@CrusaderSaracen I need to try handmade tortillas one time, at least...

[Dutchman_the_Agent @Dutch_Agent]

A thought
More a brain fart, but
Banning racist speech online is actually racist bc Asians are the most racist people on the planet and being racist is part of their culture
So if you ban racism online you are, de facto, being racist against Asians
STOP ASIAN HATE

[셀프커스타드 @park_geon10723]

Shut up nigger 사태로 인해서
계정 밴 당할수도 있겠네...

그래도 상관없다
일본인 친구들 생각도 많이 알 수 있었고
조금이지만 대화나눠서 즐거웠어

그리고 사람이 할 말은 하고 살아야지
Ni~gger~~~!!!!