Dutchman_the_Agent

Funpoaster, annoyingly Catholic, things I like found here, get the anthologies I've been in, pfp by @FerdsParrow

[Dutchman_the_Agent @Dutch_Agent]

This is important...
Not really, but it's fun, and my stuff is good, so go read it
https://t.co/dfFGS7GWrZ

[Agent Dutch @Agent_Dutch]

Short thread of anthologies I've graciously been accepted to contribute to despite myself, if anyone is interested in reading some cool stories about dinosaurs, swordfights, gunfights, hot redheads, and snake women
And also dinosaurs
Man there's a lot of dinosaurs in my work...

[Dutchman_the_Agent @Dutch_Agent]

@wastelandJD I hope so
I'm not so sure, myself
I'm going to keep trying, and we'll see how it goes
Gonna try and make Confession this weekend, pray to God I get there
I need a spiritual direction consultation
Gonna get that appt set up
There's a lot going on
I want to make it
Really badly

[Dutchman_the_Agent @Dutch_Agent]

A good addendum to this; not to try to add to St. Francis de Sales, but; is that God has a plan for this world, and that plan includes you, by the simple fact that He made you
He didn't have to, but He did
Which means He loves you and didn't want the world to exist without you

[Become A Saint @BeSaintly]

Every morning Saint Francis de Sales recommends meditating on this:

God had no need for you, yet He made you

He made you out of nothing

He did not need you, and you do not add to Him

Yet out of nothing, He made you solely out of Love.

Consider also the times you’ve betrayed God, but specifically how He brought you back when you repented…

Likewise, you betrayed God, but He brought you back

He had no need to bring you back, but He did.

Solely out of His immense love for you, and you in particular

Remember that God loves you.

[Dutchman_the_Agent @Dutch_Agent]

I can't talk rn
I'm not a good person
Take what I say with a grain of salt, do your own research, read read read, especially the Scriptures
If I help someone, good, I'm glad, but I'm in the same boat
Mote, beam, etc
May God grant me grace to be better, and back up what I say

[Dutchman_the_Agent @Dutch_Agent]

@HaikuFictionDJU @writriverdale That's it
I suffer daily, and that is what I look forward to
Maybe I'm getting too deep but full of booze
God, grant me those seven words, please
The hope of that is what gets me through
Seven simple words
Please help me do what is necessary to hear them
That's all I really want

[Dutchman_the_Agent @Dutch_Agent]

@HaikuFictionDJU @writriverdale The only thing I can hope for
Not wealth, power, connections, success, or anything I can't take with me
The only thing I hope for is to hear 7 simple words
From His holy and venerable mouth
"Well done, thou good and faithful servant"
That's all I care about

[Donald Jacob Uitvlugt @HaikuFictionDJU]

@Dutch_Agent @writriverdale A favorite quote by St John Henry Newman, on the same topic:

[Rock Solid @ShitpostRock2]

American cartoons used to be so ahead of their time

[Dutchman_the_Agent @Dutch_Agent]

Being real for a sec
This is why I'm racist against Britons
Because I know what they can be
Have been
And could be again
And they're just not...
At the moment
Find your nuts, England, and we'll talk
Till then I don't claim my English blood

[The English Way @DavidofEnglish]

Why they should fear upsetting the Anglo-Saxon.

[yimika| @yimikaaaa]

The Bible really ate when it said "Prepare a table for me in the presence of my enemies... my cup overflow"

[Dutchman_the_Agent @Dutch_Agent]

@wastelandJD @ArchivistPulp @NRLaPoint Airi still takes my cake for going thru AC6 as a ponwolf
But she did it, far as I remember
Some fights in that are devastatingly difficult, and 30ma broke her controller on Shadow of the Colossus...
DOT DOT DOT

[Dutchman_the_Agent @Dutch_Agent]

@aelfredwessex BRO YOU AND ME BOTH
The end of shift report today was like a Dostoevsky novel
Just insane how much went wrong
I decide to fast for ONE DAY and LO AND BEHOLD WHAT COMES OUT THE WOODWORK
But our trials are God helping us become better
We have to persevere
For Him, who gave so much

[Dutchman_the_Agent @Dutch_Agent]

@ArchivistPulp @wastelandJD @NRLaPoint Now that she's Not!Independent we are all watching her career with great interest
I'm probably gonna show my older bro that The First Take video of her doing Stellar Stellar, ngl
I think he'd dig it

[Dutchman_the_Agent @Dutch_Agent]

@wastelandJD @NRLaPoint @ArchivistPulp Oh then that's, like, every EN Phase vtuber barring certain people
Really I should look into Ember more, I love Space Drive and she's very funny on twitter
If only I had TIME

[Dutchman_the_Agent @Dutch_Agent]

I will die exactly when the Good Lord decides He requires my presence at His Throne
I only hope I'm ready at the time
Young or old, He will call me when He requires me, for His own reasons, which are beyond my reasons
I'm doing what I can to say sorry before I meet Him

[Dutchman_the_Agent @Dutch_Agent]

@wastelandJD @NRLaPoint @ArchivistPulp For "On their spreadsheet," has to be blank bc I'm eternal vodgang due to my work hours, which is ALL THE FUCKING TIME NO BREAKS ON CALL CONSTANTLY LET'S GOOOOOO
I think Lumi is literally the only streamer whose chat I've ever interacted with, and just the once

[Dutchman_the_Agent @Dutch_Agent]

@wastelandJD @NRLaPoint @ArchivistPulp For "On their spreadsheet," has to be blank bc I'm eternal vodgang due to my work hours, which is ALL THE FUCKING TIME NO BREAKS ON CALL CONSTANTLY LET'S GOOOOOO
I think Lumi is literally the only streamer whose chat I've ever interacted with, and just the once

[Dutchman_the_Agent @Dutch_Agent]

@wastelandJD @NRLaPoint @ArchivistPulp Tbh if I have "comfort streamers," where if I'm having a bad day I turn them on to brighten things up, it's Peeba and Meemaw
I'm a simple man
I like my women either insane, asian, or a combination of both
Peeba not asian but she's insane and consistently fun so that works

[Dutchman_the_Agent @Dutch_Agent]

@FetusberryJam I do what I can