Elbertus Kruiswijk

Teacher of Science, Author and School Governor. Dedicated educator with robust international expertise. Specialisms Chemistry, Forensics, HSC and Astronomy.

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My 14 year old X account got hacked in front of my eyes.

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@Number10cat Larry: Je ne parle pas Francais.

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@codek_tv Infinity

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@TheFigen_ Those legs will taste yummy deep fried.

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@Rainmaker1973 Question? Elephants use infrasound to communicate over long distances. Would it in theory be possible for an elephant to extinguish a fire.

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@TheStourbridge NVQ? It is an A-level George.

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@TheStourbridge George, very good resume. Aren't you past retirement age?

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@Fact Families without television are the healthiest.

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@vester71 Niets mis met de benenwagen.

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@puddykat21 Slang for head or face?

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@bertie_lakeland Honey I shrunk Bertie.

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@vester71 werk?

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@vijayanest22031 Train

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@LearnCompumrdp Magic

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@bertie_lakeland It isn't even 9AM, Bertie.

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@karenFischzy8x 4, 5 and 7

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@FcJunction Fat ar*e? It is a cute bum.

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@Ingeborgvraagt Augurken

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@FcJunction From the backstreets of Stourbridge to the pyramids of Giza.

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@FcJunction Worshiped since Egyptian times.

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@Ingeborgvraagt Altijd uitloggen!!!

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@Ingeborgvraagt Hetzelfde is hier gebeurt. Gisteren morgen.