Spike Creepy & Crooked Investments

3 smart millennials with over 15 years of experience understanding markets. Posting positions and going for gold. No investment advice.

[Spike Creepy & Crooked Investments @Dutchcowboyz]

That decade when people are impressed by something that's far behind competition, getting fooled by ponzi's or shady influencers. Ordinary persons betting their life savings in risky assets in desparation and greed.

You realize you're living in the dumbest decade ever.

[Spike Creepy & Crooked Investments @Dutchcowboyz]

@MadelonVos__ Nederland is geen BV.

[Spike Creepy & Crooked Investments @Dutchcowboyz]

🚨 TEN-BAGGER ALERT 🚨

$ABSI last week news was perfect.
ABS-201 crushed expectations — showing superior efficacy vs competition.
Phase 1/2 starting months earlier = massive confidence.
Huge market + insiders loading up.

The AI biotech rocket is fueling up. LET’S GO 🚀🚀🔥🔥

[Spike Creepy & Crooked Investments @Dutchcowboyz]

$BURU Red to green ?
Adding .16

Blue laser company 🚀🚀
#squeeze

[Spike Creepy & Crooked Investments @Dutchcowboyz]

@ItsOnlyRightIDo @EquityTrader888 And then you want to buy in at 0.19 while Friday markets are red. You are full of shit

[Spike Creepy & Crooked Investments @Dutchcowboyz]

@ItsOnlyRightIDo GL downplaying it till 0.19 mate while we are ripping it higher 🚀🚀

Low is in for today bought the .21 dip $buru

[Spike Creepy & Crooked Investments @Dutchcowboyz]

@Profitprofit1 Cash is about $7.5M bro, but point taken can rip

[Spike Creepy & Crooked Investments @Dutchcowboyz]

$WAVD merger play

Massive move incoming -> 3.08 now 🚀

[Spike Creepy & Crooked Investments @Dutchcowboyz]

Whoopps is this true @elonmusk ?

No bueno con man! #ElonQ $TSLAQ

[fly4dat @fly4dat]

🚨🚨🚨Ladies and Gentlemen, this is HUGE.

Details later, but:

$TSLA

[Spike Creepy & Crooked Investments @Dutchcowboyz]

Is limited demand the same word for infinate demand @elonmusk ?

Asking for a friend.

$TSLAQ $TSLA

[Troy Teslike @TroyTeslike]

@jeongmu82753439 This table shows sales. It doesn't show production. Giga Shanghai's production capacity is 264,000 units per quarter but sales are much less because demand is limited.

[Spike Creepy & Crooked Investments @Dutchcowboyz]

Classy, when form 4 filing @elonmusk ?

$TSLAQ #ElonQ

[Spike Creepy & Crooked Investments @Dutchcowboyz]

Pump & Dump

$TSLAQ $TSLA #ElonQ

[Spike Creepy & Crooked Investments @Dutchcowboyz]

@leanderpiek Horney bitch ♥️

[Spike Creepy & Crooked Investments @Dutchcowboyz]

Pump & Dump

$TSLAQ $TSLA #ElonQ

[Spike Creepy & Crooked Investments @Dutchcowboyz]

@elonmusk can you look into this?

$TSLAQ

[RoboTaxiBot @RoboTaxiBot]

"Tesla will have over 1 million robotaxis on the road next year"
-Elon Musk, 22 Apr 2019

Days elapsed: 1,479
Days late: 860 🤥

Robotaxis on the road: 0 (0% of target)

Robotaxis missing: >1,000,000

🤖🚖

#Tesla $tsla $tslaq

[Spike Creepy & Crooked Investments @Dutchcowboyz]

Probably only a couple months away

Right @elonmusk ?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

There is a way for the Tesla Model S to be recharged throughout the country faster than you could fill a gas tank.

[PiQ @PiQMarkets]

⚠️ TESLA'S MUSK MUST FACE DEPOSITION OVER STATEMENTS REGARDING THE SAFETY AND CAPABILITIES OF AUTOPILOT FEATURE -TENTATIVE COURT RULING

- https://t.co/wXVagA44VK

[Spike Creepy & Crooked Investments @Dutchcowboyz]

I smell a rat selling again this week, is this right @elonmusk ?

$TSLAQ

[Spike Creepy & Crooked Investments @Dutchcowboyz]

Are you selling today papa? @elonmusk

$TSLAQ

[Spike Creepy & Crooked Investments @Dutchcowboyz]

🚩🚩 $TSLA horrible Q1 results🚩🚩

Negative cash flow expected FY 2023.

End 2023 target <25$ per share based on PE 8 (<2,5 EPS) and <6$ cash PS (bull case). This is a ticking time bomb 💣

Q1 results shows end of growth storey, bye bye @elonmusk 🚀

$TSLAQ

[Facts Chaser 🌎 🤦🏻‍♂️ @Factschaser]

🚨 TESLA 1Q GROSS MARGIN 19.3%, EST. 21.2%

🚨🚨 TESLA 1Q FREE CASH FLOW $441M, EST. $3.24B

What the heck happened to their cash flow? Burned through paying for warranty fixes due to poor manufacturing quality?

[Spike Creepy & Crooked Investments @Dutchcowboyz]

Just a kind reminder for the fanboys.

There is no visible progress in FSD, $TSLA still at level 2 far behind competition.

[Spike Creepy & Crooked Investments @Dutchcowboyz]

Thanks for playing.

Musked

#ElonQ $TSLAQ $TSLA

[Musk Rat @cant_deny_fraud]

They raised at a $150B valuation on these inflated monthly fees/projections and are backtracking now that the money is in the bank. #musked

$tsla $tslaq