North Dutchie

24 year old boyo. Lover of soft things, excellent belly rubber, always sleepy, proficient party animal, passable cook, big ol’ doofus. Not always in that order.

[North Dutchie @DutchieNorth]

@kashia @Muttasaur READ. GET A LIBRARY CARD AND READ. ITS FREE.

[North Dutchie @DutchieNorth]

@woot_master “You dont GET us dude, we only kill churchgoing nine year olds and ourselves. HUGE difference. We instead traffic in sexual assault, leaving loaded diapers around the con space, and making the whole venue smell like weed. Your Velcro pocketed jacket makes me fear for my life bro”

[North Dutchie @DutchieNorth]

@BreeganDumb One 9mm did all that??

[North Dutchie @DutchieNorth]

@goo_that_merps @Viktor_Ze_Husky Hey I’m one of those too

[North Dutchie @DutchieNorth]

Love hearing atheists snark about how religion is primitive superstition but then you hear their dumb fuckin perspective and it’s immediately obvious how shallow their concept of religion and the world around us is

[North Dutchie @DutchieNorth]

Friendly reminder not a single one of these people actually knows what fascism is and it’s just a name they call others when they’re upset which is all the time because they’re not used to being talked back to or people being simply allowed to tell them no for a change

[North Dutchie @DutchieNorth]

@bubtheboar @tuXXXhusky Piggy in my lap

[North Dutchie @DutchieNorth]

Joe Biden is just Hillary Clinton with a smaller dick

[North Dutchie @DutchieNorth]

Not only is it Wednesday it is the funny September song day

I am happy about this news

[North Dutchie @DutchieNorth]

@anthrosaurian @JaxGoat @Duke_Doberman @RugerDobe You’re trolling or have room temp IQ cuz he didn’t do any of that at all

[North Dutchie @DutchieNorth]

@ChaiVixen Good girl? Good girl??

[North Dutchie @DutchieNorth]

@ChaiVixen Lil tuggies?

[North Dutchie @DutchieNorth]

@faunhouse I bet she smokes reds and has a tongue piercing that she can do spectacular things with

[North Dutchie @DutchieNorth]

@qque

[North Dutchie @DutchieNorth]

@qque Ok come over I’ll tell you worse

[North Dutchie @DutchieNorth]

@SkunkScribble How big