[A very well rendition of “What’s Love Got To Do With It” is cut off by loud retching and cursing, followed by shattering glass and the door to the bathroom being kicked off its hinges]
Not. Funny. Buck.
What the fuck crawled up your ass? Do we need to take you to a doctor?
@FreckledEnigma Or an honorary Rogers. [Chuckles and gently tweaks her nose, the expression on his face (albeit sleepy) clearly reflecting how much he adores her] Is it being loud about anything in particular?
@FreckledEnigma [Tucks his head to peer down at her, brows furrowing a bit in concern] Somethin’ you wanna talk about? Or is this more of an ice cream situation?
@FreckledEnigma grin, right hand reaching out to give the dog an affectionate pat] I figure he can't possibly say no after seeing how happy you are with this guy.
@FreckledEnigma [Happy that he caught both her smile and the sweet laugh that followed on the video, he stops recording and sends it on its way to Tony before pocketing his phone and plopping down on the ground beside her.]
Nope. This was a surprise from me to you.
[Flashes her a cheeky --
@FreckledEnigma [Hand still covering his mouth to muffle his laughter, he creeps to the edge of the wall and peeks around the corner just in time to see Zara get bowled over by 65 pounds of tail wagging energy.]
I see you found your present. Or rather, your present found you.
[Drawls as he--
@FreckledEnigma At the faint sound of her footsteps, he unclips the leash from the dog’s collar and sets him loose with an excited whisper of “Go her her, boy!”
Watches the giant ball of uncoordinated floof nearly skitter into a walk before tearing off down the hall, hand covering his mouth —