ITZMEEEEETCH

[DEEgitalDiva💿 @THEEDeezumaki]

As she should’ve. That lady don’t even wear yellow brand gloves, she just wanted to box for no reason 😭

[THOMAS @sodeindemueez]

You didn’t need a lab test. The way bro was jogging with the ball was enough 😭😂

[SMALLIE @the_smallie]

We really need to thank Elon Musk for giving us an opportunity to have a taste of the non English speaking side of Twitter.

This tweet is golden 😂😂

[Andy @itsnotandy__]

THIS is the tweet of the tournament

[Momo_🎱 @momo_sow0]

On ne cherche pas à avoir de l’AURA, c’est elle qui vient à toi.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

“the superbowl is bigger than the worldcup”😭

[Hana 🧡💙 @HanaHoops]

This is deadass the funniest video I’ve ever seen

[John Wight @JohnWight1]

The Mexicans are intent on saving this World Cup as a festival of people not capitalists.

[⚡️🇧🇼 @Priceless_MCI]

This World Cup just started and the vibes are already all time high

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

if i saw a robot kick a chinese kid in the balls in person i would need to be medically evacuated from laughter

[Domo Julio @DapperDomo]

I feel like if you weren’t a bit of a comic nerd you don’t know how racist this was. His whole thing is he can’t die, it would be like Superman just getting shot or Batman getting outsmarted.

[☭ 🖼️⭐️⭐️🔻 🚩 @mussy03_]

America made me forget how serious the worldcup is, this is the biggest world event

[yoxic @yoxics]

Punga got upset after seeing Ray and Madi2Hotty's friend at the table not being able to eat any food since no one wanted to step up and pay for his meal ❤️‍🩹

"It's not about taking sh*t from people, thats not cool we are blessed you got to act like it.."

[Raat Guznini @RGuznini]

Nah man people won’t deep how sick this is.

Half the world is afraid to speak up on Palestine and be on the right side of history.

Certain man’s club fired their kit man for supporting Palestine and my clubs got it on the parade bus 😭 so proud man

[𝙷𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚘𝚗 @fcbharrison]

Raphinha after hearing it’s an El Clasico month

[✨Eimy∴Carolina✨ @inconssiente]

Dios mío, mi corazón. La labor de una vida, tantos animalitos, pobre mujer.

Espero que la demanda parta en dos al responsable.

[Wu-Pac @WuPacAP]

first rey mysterio hater i’ve ever seen in my life wtf??

[celine @yohjiyamajoto]

The pokemon companys about to throw a grenade through your living room window

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

If you pitched this as a screenplay, every studio would reject it for being too on-the-nose.

Fernando Mendoza was a 2-star recruit ranked 2,149th in his high school class. Zero FBS scholarship offers. Not one. He walked on at Cal, fought for a starting job, transferred to Indiana for his senior year, then led them to 16-0 and the first national title in school history. Heisman, Walter Camp, Maxwell, Davey O'Brien, Manning, Big Ten MVP. 41 TDs, 72% completion, 8-to-0 TD-to-INT ratio in the playoffs.

The Raiders took him #1 overall Thursday night. $54.56M fully guaranteed. Only the third player ever to win the Heisman, win a national championship, and go first overall the next spring. Burrow. Newton. Mendoza.

Then he skipped Pittsburgh.

The biggest stage in football, the moment every kid imagines from the second they pick up a ball, and Fernando watched the call from his living room in Florida because his mom Elsa is in a wheelchair and the travel is hard for her. She was diagnosed with MS when he was 4. She wrote a letter to her sons in The Players Tribune in 2015 promising the disease "won't affect us in the ways that matter."

The part nobody talks about: while every other top pick was on stage, Fernando announced the Mendoza Family Fund the same day. $500K personal donation to the National MS Society. Committed to raising $1M over three years. He hasn't taken an NFL snap and he's already given more to a cause than most players donate in a full career.

He and his brother Alberto have already raised $360K through the Mendoza Bros. Burger at BuffaLouie's in Bloomington. At Christmas, he handed four families dealing with MS $10,000 each for an Adidas shopping spree.

Both his parents are children of Cuban refugees who fled Castro. His dad rowed at Brown, won a Junior World Championship in 1987, and played high school football in Miami next to a teammate named Mario Cristobal. Fernando beat his dad's old teammate in the national championship game in January.

Every athlete talks about playing for their family. Fernando actually did it.

[Bro Cooked @bro_cooked]

Bro said the unspoken thing…