Dwane Casey

Head coach of the Detroit Pistons. Parody account. This account is not associated with Dwane Casey or the Detroit Pistons.

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I have no words for this one. No. Words.

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I’m no scientist: But from my observations, it seems like Joel Embiid talks a lot of shit, AND plays like shit? 👀🧐🤔🤨 🤷🏼‍♂️

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Greg “Moose” Munroe be grazing out there doggggggggg! It’s a 6 side ting eh?

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fun guy be dunking guy 👀

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JV: Hey Tristan Thompson, is Khloe Kardashian fair game now?

Tristan:

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when you strategically plan your message to slide in her DMs and she doesn’t respond, but you’re a determined guy

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when I told Kevin Durant that I can’t wait to see him in a Raptors uniform next year

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I be S T R 8 F L E X I N 🕺🏼

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when Steve Kerr tells me “we will beat you in the finals”

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because he is a fun guy

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that Jonas Valanciunas bench reaction.....followed by........A SUDDENTLY PANNING TO A TORONTO RAPTORS GHOST OF THE PAST....like magic.....

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i guess the only reason Evan Fournier got rid of his hipster ponytail man haircut is because he is CLEARLY baulding. my 12 year old son got more hair on his nuts than this guy.

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*kawhi leonard walks by me*

My brain:
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Me:
“I’m a fun guy”

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dwane casey more fueled up than a vehicle on premium below $1.00 CDN a litre. guy can have his win now when it doesn’t matter.

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kanye west?! is that you?!

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jonas valanciunas out here tonight with the fresh bowl hair cut. dwane casey ain’t the only one hurting tonight.

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dwane casey out here in Toronto looking to kick ass and take names. guy is hungrier than hell to give a big middle finger to his old team tonight. hungrier than a dude at hooters wanting to eat everything coming his way. god damn. let’s get this game going.

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pascal siakam out here this year, looking to get P. A. I. D. for his next contract. the guy will be carrying only 100 dollar bills on him, rolling up to tim hortons being like “get that honey in line behind me a honey cruller, keep the change”. unreal.

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death, taxes, and kawhi leonard going to the locker room immediately after the end of every game

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i am looking down the court at the new york knicks’ bench. ron baker out here, looking like he a character to choose on tony hawk’s pro skater. or that guy in your high school grad class who still wears a puka shell necklace. how is this guy on an nba roster? unreal.