Dwayne Russell's Mole

I'm the giant mole on Dwayne Russell's head. I grew so large that I became sentient.

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@CalTwomey Geez he must have been impressed with the professionalism

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@newscomauHQ Why do you pay this weird nerd to write about shit he knows nothing about? Can guarantee no-one (other than potentially equally weird nerds) has invited him out for a beer at any stage of his life

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@lenphil29 Future "fremantle fringe 11 game a year wing" Ed Allan

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@chris_willo The media went all in on the quality of the players they brought in for some reason. How many would they realistically expect to be top 10 of their bnf? Maybe de koning around 10th? There's a reason they could afford these 5 dudes with their spare $2 mil

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@AFL I mean yeah, it would have been weird if he'd told him to fuck off

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@SainterSam1966 @AFL @AFLcomau It's fine if you don't watch or know ball but why would you out yourself publicly like this

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@WhateleySEN @HyundaiAus Gerard Whateley talking absolute shit in an eloquent way? I'm shocked

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@DogsBreakfastFC @chris_willo It is wild that we have reporters reporting as undisputable fact the trade value of players before they are traded, based on things like the marketability of the club they are coming from or going to

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@DylanMcEvoy @wcorigins Posts more about Freo than Freo fans too

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@AFL There's a weird thing happening this year where most of the teams have just conceded that there are only 4 or so teams that can win it this year, and are focussing on other things. Bit bizarre

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@chris_willo @JonathanHorn23 That number skews significantly higher on the west coast purely because he's a Perth boy

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@YannickOda He's like a politician - he's saying what he thinks the public want to hear instead of anything sincere at all. Unclear if he actually likes football at all

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@1116sen @BupaAustralia Why would anyone care about what Ang Christou said about Harry Dean on blues radio? What is this shit?

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@Andy_YoureAStar @Jousting_Sticks Eloquence sometimes belies intelligence. Whateley is incapable of having any unique insightful ideas and just wraps bland nuffiness in verbosity

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@Jousting_Sticks @JoeyFortune "bereft" is a classic Whateley Word. You'll have an army of dumb-smart guys calling you underappreciated soon

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@PollyPorridge What an odd, objectively incorrect thing to say

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@AflGlicko @BeauBremner But you are not the norm. They are not talking about you specifically when they are having "big melbourne club" chat they're talking about the AFL media

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@RalphyHeraldSun Ralphy what is the point of this tweet

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@CalTwomey Cal why did you spend hours writing an article nobody is actually going to read

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@DylanMcEvoy He does stuff like this all the time too. Selfless role