Dwayne Kennedy

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[Dwayne Kennedy @DwayneTKennedy]

Yo, if you can, please buy my new album, “Who The Hell Is Dwayne Kennedy?” At https://t.co/y1HfnzuTcE, preciate ye

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NYC will be better off with a Socialist mayor than the United States of America is with a KGB president.

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mourning in america

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@HenMazzig Thom left the deck dark,

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Donald Trump has reached out to Hurricane Milton to offer his assistance in destroying the country.

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“Black Nazi” sounds like the name of an 80’s TV pilot that didn’t get picked up. You know, because it was called “Black Nazi”.

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Mark Robinson is a DEI nazi.

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Hey Don, Haitian’s damn sure don’t eat dogs and cats and by the way you keep ducking Kamala’s invite for another debate you just better be glad they’re not coming after chickens.

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JD Vances many public declarations of his oddly obsessive contempt of a particular type of woman makes me think that he struggles with everything in his being against the urge to be a serial killer.

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@wkamaubell @JDVance Never be a white dude in an off the rack suit falling up in a bakery with several other white dudes in same said suits tryna make small talk about donuts and length of employment and what not..you’ll just look like Immigration.

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@dyllyp Either permanently ban this woman from break dancing in public ever again or establish a comedy division.

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Trump said the crowd he spoke to at the National Mall was bigger than MLK’s, on the day he gave his historic, “I Have A Scheme” speech.

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@a_txcllctr87033 This looks like a sketch.

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Tim Walz has yesterday’s face and tomorrows ideas.

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I bet Tim Walz drinks REGULAR Mountain Dew!

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Trump said Kamala doesn’t have the “Real capacity” to face him one on one. That’s because when Trump gets women one on one they usually wind up having to point him out in court.

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Republicans are starting to fear that JD Vance is becoming a drag on the campaign…and you know how much republicans hate drag.

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I’ve just made keeping Trump outta the whitehouse my new Black job.

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Donald you asked if Kamala was Indian or Black? She’s both. Because you can be both. You know, how like you’re dumb AND stupid.

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@KameronBennett I hope so.

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I don’t think MAGA meant to identify Kamala as a DEI hire. I think they just misspelled DESI who has indeed achieved on a level HIGHER than a MAGATS imagination.