Me and my day dot since kids! This man has been by my side through thick and thin! To say we cleaned up last night is an understatement lol. Mad cunt done 3 apple sours in a row! Bet his head is pounding lol! Love you bro 😂❤️
Fuming. Went on a date with this guy. All was going well had a few drinks and a bit of grub. Walking back things got frisky and I ended up sucking him off in a skip by boundary park. He literally finished on my chops then pulled up his pants left then blocked me. Men. Scum.
I had a fit last night!, flailing around like a right mong. I’d like to thank the #nhs for their swift actions! They thought I’d had serious brain damage as a result but turns out I was always a thick twat.