Dan Webb

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

My ex won't move out of the marital home. Fine by me, I've found all his secret pots of money & he has to babysit when I go out on dates. Including ones with his mates.

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I'm a committed talc user. Whenever I stay in a hotel a leave a little line in the bathroom to make it look like I've had a hedonistic night of jazz powder infused fun, rather than being the sad middle-aged man I am

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

My boss is convinced I'm offline for periods of the day because I'm having an affair with a colleague, in reality I just pull my car over and have a nap regularly because I'm generally exhausted

[Dan Webb @Dweeble1976]

@fesshole As a Bathroom installer myself. I'd like to clarify that as part of the commissioning process, a good test turd is standard procedure.

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

My neighbours car registration ends in OWO. I sniggered to my wife " I bet she does". She didn't understand and now I'm in a pickle trying to explain it.

[Dan Webb @Dweeble1976]

@LittleyLucy ❤️

[Dan Webb @Dweeble1976]

Now that was a
B.E.A.U.T.I.F.U.L game of arrows.
Bully boy, we're over the chuffing moon for ya lad.🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏆💪
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