Xwitter Dog

hey man

[KylesDankLibertyMemeStash @Kyle_C137]

Donald Trump waiting for instructions from Benjamin Netanyahu.

[Xwitter Dog @DwitterDog]

@MailOrdrhusband so you can pick at it

[Wakandantechsupport @SkylerB97]

First person to say "f*** you and the horse you rode in on" had to be heated cause why'd the horse catch a stray?

[Xwitter Dog @DwitterDog]

@ihatemybtch nigga tryna make me sleepover drunk what tome you on

[Mr. Nobody @MmisterNobody]

Don't panic, but yeah... the planet is apparently run by a 3,300-year-old inbred Satanic cult of ped0ph!les who stay in power by trading blackmail videos and printing Monopoly money.

[The King of Bugs @King_of_Bugs04]

>The idea of DVD players being region locked

[KATE @myctorae]

U can tell exactly how much a girl likes you by how sleepy she gets around u btw

[ForeverrrGreen @ForeverrrrGreen]

the censored fuck is the funniest thing abt this

[Xwitter Dog @DwitterDog]

@BunnyGrandey the initials to all her bodies

[bunny ꕤ @BunnyGrandey]

what’s her password 😭

[TSA @TSA]

We are once again asking people to stop bringing propane to the airport...

[Strafe @JugoStrafe]

@ApplaudAhhJones Him after a long day of streaming: