Colton Dworak

[Justin Forsett @JForsett]

If anyone wants to know what it feels like to fall on that dirt in Oakland Coliseum: Go outside right now, sprint as fast as you can in the middle of the street, once you get to full speed jump up as high as you can and belly flop on the pavement. #Facts

[Barstool U @BarstoolU]

“Class, tell us an interesting or fun fact about yourself” (via ig/st_zack_) https://t.co/u98UxLvsIC

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

Josh Gordon is a chaw dawg

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

This is the greatest athletic feat of all time

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Get this queston alot- I started smoking real cigarrettes and dipping. Worked like a charm never felt healthier

[MaxPad @Max_Padd]

Drinking is actually really good for you. Blacking our is even better... scientifically speaking, It kills off the weak brain cells so our brains can regenerate stronger, healthier, better brain cells.

[Aaron Torres @Aaron_Torres]

There are billions of people across this world, who make billions of decisions every day. However, "75-year-old guy deciding to wrangle an alligator in his backyard by himself" may go down as just about the worst decision any human has made, pretty much ever

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

And I’ve stopped gambling

[Anderson Cooper 360° @AC360]

You said "what punishments of God are not gifts. Do you really believe that?" @andersoncooper, choking back tears, asks Stephen Colbert, as they discuss grief.

"Yes," replies the comedian. "It's a gift to exist and with existence comes suffering. There's no escaping that."

[McKenzie @mhennessy15]

my brother killed a wasp today and handled it with so much grace

[Colton Dworak @DworakColton]

@laurschumacher @classtag I mean congrats ms. Schumacher!

[CFB Home @CFBHome]

Top 10 College Campuses in the Country according to Sports Illustrated:

1. Madison, WIS

2. Athens, GA

3. Austin, TEX

4. Ann Arbor, MICH

5. Columbia, MIZZ

6. Boulder, COLO

7. Oxford, MISS

8. Knoxville, TENN

9. College Station, TEX

10. Charlottesville, VA

[TITLΣTΩШΠ RΣIGΠ 🏆🧀 @TitletownReign]

Apparently Matt Lafleur had an idea to have a decibel meter when the defense is on the field and the louder it is the cheaper the beer gets and I think this is probably the best idea I’ve ever heard in my entire life. Our HC is really the goat

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

We have a helmet offer you simply won’t be able to refuse @AB84. Please DM to move forward with these discussions

[Chad Johnson @ochocinco]

Adam, i soaked my ankle in warm urine to heal all my lower extremity injuries, notice i was never injured my entire career. Please pass along my message, it’s a home remedy.

[chris long @JOEL9ONE]

What if NFL overtimes ended and games were decided by doing the Oklahoma drill three times.... Each team has to compete with their HC, GM and Owner to win the game. In full pads. I wasn’t serious when I thought of it but I kinda am now. Which teams have a leg up and why?

[Kwik Trip @KwikTrip]

You misspelled "thank you".