Married father of two adorable girls who loves hockey (Leafs), baseball (Jays) and football (Bombers). Grateful to have been born and raised in Canada.🇨🇦❤️
Americans criticizing Canada for not being able to control 1 billion acres of forrest when they can't even control their own lettuce supply from giving themselves explosive diarrhea.
“Ya lollygag the ball around the infield. Ya lollygag your way down to first. Ya lollygag in and out of the dugout. You know what that makes you? Larry?”
“Lollygaggers.”
We have sent a notice to cease & desist to the Milwaukee Brewers.
Having rain fall inside a stadium with a closed retractable roof is the intellectual property of the Montreal Expos.
I don’t want to overrate William Shatner’s performance of Rocket Man, but it may be the greatest thing that has ever fucking happened.
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