ᗪ乇卂ᗪ尸ㄖㄖㄥ™ ᯤ 𓈆 1%

𝙇𝙄𝙏𝙀𝙍𝘼𝙇𝙇𝙔 𝙉𝙊 𝙊𝙉𝙀 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀𝙍𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙎 𝙏𝙃𝙄𝙎 𝙎𝙃𝙄𝙏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ᴏᴍᴇɢᴀ ʀᴇᴅ's ᴀ ʙᴇᴅ ᴡᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ

[ᗪ乇卂ᗪ尸ㄖㄖㄥ™ ᯤ 𓈆 1% @Dxadpool]

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⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ❝ 𝙔𝙚𝙨, 𝙄 𝙖𝙢 𝙟𝙪𝙙𝙜𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙮𝙤𝙪
⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙣𝙤𝙬 . ❞
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[ᗪ乇卂ᗪ尸ㄖㄖㄥ™ ᯤ 𓈆 1% @Dxadpool]

I’ve got a video of Daredevil throwing it back.

[ᗪ乇卂ᗪ尸ㄖㄖㄥ™ ᯤ 𓈆 1% @Dxadpool]

Say what you want, but there’s nothing better than a good nut on a hot summer day.

[ᗪ乇卂ᗪ尸ㄖㄖㄥ™ ᯤ 𓈆 1% @Dxadpool]

She’s beauty. She’s grace. She shot me in the face.

[ᗪ乇卂ᗪ尸ㄖㄖㄥ™ ᯤ 𓈆 1% @Dxadpool]

But you reeeekkkk…..

[James “Logan” Howlett @PopGoTheClaws]

Touch me or spray me and I’ll cut your dick off.

[ᗪ乇卂ᗪ尸ㄖㄖㄥ™ ᯤ 𓈆 1% @Dxadpool]

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❝ I see you seeing me seeing you seeing me . ❞
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[ᗪ乇卂ᗪ尸ㄖㄖㄥ™ ᯤ 𓈆 1% @Dxadpool]

Spoilerpool is real by the way.

[ᗪ乇卂ᗪ尸ㄖㄖㄥ™ ᯤ 𓈆 1% @Dxadpool]

this neighborhood has to offer. Lead the way, lucky lady!”

[ᗪ乇卂ᗪ尸ㄖㄖㄥ™ ᯤ 𓈆 1% @Dxadpool]

“Ouch, right in the financial ego! Of course I have money. I am a highly successful, top-tier mercenary who definitely did not spend his last payout entirely on custom Hello Kitty grip tape for his katanas.”

He scurries after her into the hallway, throwing a hand over his

[⸝⸝.ᐟ⋆🅳🅾🅼🅸🅽🅾 ⸝⸝.ᐟ⋆ @Neena_Thurmann]

step outside.

"Let's go, do you even have the money for a beer-.ᐣ Or you'll only 'bless me' with your presence"

[ᗪ乇卂ᗪ尸ㄖㄖㄥ™ ᯤ 𓈆 1% @Dxadpool]

heart in mock offense before slamming the heavy, sticky door shut behind them.
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“But honestly? My presence is a total blessing. You're just lucky I'm a generous guy who's willing to supplement that blessing with the coldest, cheapest, most questionably sourced draft beer

[ᗪ乇卂ᗪ尸ㄖㄖㄥ™ ᯤ 𓈆 1% @Dxadpool]

I know I'm hot, obviously. But I also know I'm not a full-time hot person. I'm hot when I wanna be. I choose my own hours. I make my own schedule. I do freelance hotness.

[ᗪ乇卂ᗪ尸ㄖㄖㄥ™ ᯤ 𓈆 1% @Dxadpool]

She can do no wrong .

[ᗪ乇卂ᗪ尸ㄖㄖㄥ™ ᯤ 𓈆 1% @Dxadpool]

Why choose when they have both.

[Jackuu @Jackyuu_1]

Are you an ass person or a tits person

[G͜͡w͜͡e͜͡n͜͡ P͜͡o͜͡o͜͡l͜͡ @FATESHlNGE]

Independent portrayal
• Earth-TRN565
10+ Years of RP experience
30+ Writer/21+ RP
• Selective Single Ship w/hard chem
• Prefers RP on the timeline
Strictly Lewd & Minors DNI

[ᗪ乇卂ᗪ尸ㄖㄖㄥ™ ᯤ 𓈆 1% @Dxadpool]

never compromise .

[𝓐𝙽𝙽𝙰 - 𝓜𝙰𝚁𝙸𝙴 @touchedstarves]

ah would never dream of it

[ᗪ乇卂ᗪ尸ㄖㄖㄥ™ ᯤ 𓈆 1% @Dxadpool]

This is a true story by the way.

[ᗪ乇卂ᗪ尸ㄖㄖㄥ™ ᯤ 𓈆 1% @Dxadpool]

Not even the X people are calling it X. That’s hilarious.

[𝓐𝙽𝙽𝙰 - 𝓜𝙰𝚁𝙸𝙴 @touchedstarves]

it gets crazy on mutant twitter . . .

[ᗪ乇卂ᗪ尸ㄖㄖㄥ™ ᯤ 𓈆 1% @Dxadpool]

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⠀⠀ ❝ Jokes on you, because my head just grows right back! Plus, it’ll just make me look more handsomer. ❞
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[ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴇʀᴍɪɴᴀᴛᴏʀ @OptimalAssassin]

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⠀ ⠀❝ I'd shoot your head off repeatedly before you even come near my family. ❞⠀ ⠀

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[ᗪ乇卂ᗪ尸ㄖㄖㄥ™ ᯤ 𓈆 1% @Dxadpool]

Ayo! @PopGoTheClaws come here real quick!

[ᗪ乇卂ᗪ尸ㄖㄖㄥ™ ᯤ 𓈆 1% @Dxadpool]

I think it’s time someone got the hose and sprayed down Logan . He stinks.

[ᗪ乇卂ᗪ尸ㄖㄖㄥ™ ᯤ 𓈆 1% @Dxadpool]

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⠀⠀❝ Come on, don't be so damn grumpy! Liefeld literally copied your whole homework assignment to create me, so we’re totally twin brothers! ❞
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[ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴇʀᴍɪɴᴀᴛᴏʀ @OptimalAssassin]

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⠀ ⠀❝ You're not getting on just because we share the same last name. ❞⠀ ⠀

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[ᗪ乇卂ᗪ尸ㄖㄖㄥ™ ᯤ 𓈆 1% @Dxadpool]

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⠀⠀ ❝ So, when’s the next Wilson family reunion? I never got my invitation to the last one. ❞
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[ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴇʀᴍɪɴᴀᴛᴏʀ @OptimalAssassin]

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⠀ ⠀❝ Wade. ❞⠀ ⠀

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