Earl Lina

[Earl Lina @DyBree440]

@How2Drink But... if it wasn’t for him, then @StephenAtHome wouldn’t have made the best selling book, Whose Boat is This? And The Daily Show wouldn’t have made a museum of ridiculous tweets. These are accomplishments that should be in his library.

[Earl Lina @DyBree440]

@RahulKohli13 @netflix No, no, no! When someone says “cool thermos” you reply, “Yeah, it’s pretty chill.”

[Earl Lina @DyBree440]

@funsizedasianx Do you count your own replies in this giveaway? J/k😁

[Earl Lina @DyBree440]

@Charalanahzard Seeing you genuinely happy just brightens my day.😊

[Earl Lina @DyBree440]

@megturney @megturney What are you talking about, sacrificing his beard? You seem just fine.

[Earl Lina @DyBree440]

@CristinaVee Well, that’s, at least, one thing we have in common.

[Earl Lina @DyBree440]

@CristinaVee It’s our world, now. And you are our queen.

[Earl Lina @DyBree440]

@CristinaVee Haha, I originally read that as, “Just a grown ass woman washing her machine.” and for a quick moment, I was confused.

[Earl Lina @DyBree440]

@CristinaVee At first, I thought I found a Diglet IRL, in my bed. But in actuality, I just saw a picture of @CristinaVee ,first thing in the morning... I’m sorry. I’ll just show myself out, now.

[Earl Lina @DyBree440]

Sometimes, I’m simultaneously so smart and so stupid, I realize that I may end up intentionally hurting myself and no one would see it coming. This has been a message brought to you by crippling depression.

[Earl Lina @DyBree440]

@onlymayhem #itchynipple

@onlymayhem Better?

[Earl Lina @DyBree440]

My nipple itches.

I don’t tweet much. Am I doing this right?

[Earl Lina @DyBree440]

@CristinaVee There is always more light than darkness in this world. It’s just so much easier to focus on the shadows, a lot of the time.

[Earl Lina @DyBree440]

@CristinaVee First of all, you should never just feel cute, you’re beautiful... wait, that’s all I have to say.

[Earl Lina @DyBree440]

@shwood I hate how you like to molest small rodents on your free time.

[Earl Lina @DyBree440]

@ash__tronaut Can I rent it for a night, instead of full blown owning it? I have commitment issues.

[Earl Lina @DyBree440]

@RahulKohli13 Blasphemy! You’re actually wearing them!

[Earl Lina @DyBree440]

@Charalanahzard Meanwhile, 100,000’s of thirsty straight men are dreaming of the day you’ll touch them.

[Earl Lina @DyBree440]

@ibesuper Confirmed, @ibesuper is on onlyfans!

[Earl Lina @DyBree440]

@bbypocah @ashleyaokii *You look stunning.

There FTFY