Ryan Dye

[Ryan Dye @DyeRyanDye]

You just can't get any privacy in an @IWCwrestling locker room!

@bloodyxadorable is the reason I DO ALL MY WORK IN AN UNDERGROUND LABORATORY.

[Ryan Dye @DyeRyanDye]

Finally getting around to watching The Raid: Redemption, and I'm kinda disappointed the wrestling community hasn't stolen more from this movie.

[Ryan Dye @DyeRyanDye]

Hey wrestlers, if you're watching a great match, are you lost in the match and enjoying the story, or are you learning/taking notes?

The best matches make me watch more than once so I can do both.

It's hard because I can't do only one, so I watch some matches a dozen times.

[Ryan Dye @DyeRyanDye]

Weight Loss hates this OnE TRICK!

Eat very little during the day, and drink vodka for dinner until you forget to eat.

[Ryan Dye @DyeRyanDye]

@DukeDavisTME Strap a weighted vest onto her now. If she maintains that energy with weighted clothing, she will become the world's strongest.

[Ryan Dye @DyeRyanDye]

Is there a TV equivalent of "a gang has to pull off a heist" ala "oceans eleven" every week, but the score maxes out at, like, 2000 dollars?

I think Appalachian Oceans Eleven would be a tremendous tv show.

[Ryan Dye @DyeRyanDye]

Ain't no drinking like DAY DRINKING cuz when the sun's out I can see how messy my apartment is and I get all sad AND DRINK SOME MORE and get all sad AND DRINK SOME MORE and get all sad AND-

[Ryan Dye @DyeRyanDye]

Monroeville Mall advertised the opening of "Psych Suds" and I was like "Heck yes, beer at the mall!" But it turns out they're just selling soap and THEN I was all like "I can't drink too much soap and fall asleep during Cruella at the Cinemark! Bullshit!"

[Ryan Dye @DyeRyanDye]

Stone Cold Steve Austin left a lot of money on the table by calling it the "Stone Cold Stunner" instead of the "Cold Shoulder."

You know I'm right.

[Ryan Dye @DyeRyanDye]

Does anybody have pictures of their cats?

I require them.

For research purposes.

The pictures, not the actual cats.

[Ryan Dye @DyeRyanDye]

@ReaperMattC Yes yes, simply tasteless and terrible. NOT AT ALL RAD AND DOPE.

[Ryan Dye @DyeRyanDye]

I was *this close* to tweeting how @ReaperMattC should choke people out as a finish and call it "The Grim Sleeper" but luckily I googled it first and turns out that's a gross serial killer's nickname so IT'S A GOOD THING I KEPT OT TO MYSELF. :)

[Ryan Dye @DyeRyanDye]

That's my uncle!

[Andrew Palace @TheAndrewPalace]

Moxley, let’s have FuN!!
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#aew #aewdark #aewelevation #fun #prowrestling #spazmaniandevil #LetsHaveFun

[Ryan Dye @DyeRyanDye]

I just saw a commercial where Bob Ross just plugged Mountain Dew, and that seems kinda, just really really wrong?

[Ryan Dye @DyeRyanDye]

@theleemoriarty The label reads Naporitan, I think it's related to this dish?

https://t.co/WLmcZkIlrs

[Ryan Dye @DyeRyanDye]

The things you do and the way you do them are gorgeous.

It sickens me that I can't do what you can.

Naturally, I want to take it away from you.

I can't climb to your level, so I want to drag you down to mine.

Massive respect.

[Ryan Dye @DyeRyanDye]

@ChrisLeRusso The difference between a regular-dad and a wrestle-dad is that the latter is strangely proud when his kids get dismantled and eaten alive by the industry's best and brightest.

Wrestling makes for strange and lovely families ❤.

[Ryan Dye @DyeRyanDye]

Honestly it would be pretty heartwarming if the roster came out and started chanting "Welcome Back" to the fans.

[Ryan Satin @ryansatin]

In two days I get to be in a crowd of wrestling fans watching a WWE show again. I’m so freaking excited. What do we chant first???

[Ryan Dye @DyeRyanDye]

"He means so much to me! I hope someone books us in a death match so I can destroy him personally. He will live on as a perfect memory in my mind and a stain on the canvas.

For real, he's my bestie!

But someone please book this murder. :D"

[shelley jewvall @ziggyhaim]

i wish i could put into words how important @calvin_couture is to me

[Ryan Dye @DyeRyanDye]

Technically, I'm a wrestler.

Which makes ME... a technical wrestler.

:)

[Ryan Dye @DyeRyanDye]

Presenting @dukedavis_ 's 2 step program to transform that 6 pack into an 8 pack.

Step 1 and 2: remove left and right nipple.

Tada!