Dylan Kerr

Worry less, eat more

[Dylan Kerr @DylKerr]

Don't shoot the messenger, but Bacci's next to Wrigley has been claimed as a Bar Rescue casualty.

Thanks @jontaffer, I trusted you #RIPizza

[Dylan Kerr @DylKerr]

Sunday wishlist: a Love It or List It marathon where the families only list it

[Dylan Kerr @DylKerr]

In retrospect, starting off 2016 with Old Country Buffet really set the bar low for the year... aaand somehow it only went lower

[Dylan Kerr @DylKerr]

Is there a deal for repaying student loans on Cyber Monday?

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The electoral college is a disaster for a democracy.

[Dylan Kerr @DylKerr]

In an attempt to find humor in this madness, I can't wait to see how many championship-winning athletes decline the usual White House visit

[Dylan Kerr @DylKerr]

The voting location ran out of stickers and wristbands, so like, why bother voting? But actually, please vote even if you can't Instagram it

[Dylan Kerr @DylKerr]

Just bought Kris Bryant a butter dish off his wedding registry because we can't let the league MVP's toast be dry @Cam_Nation @peterlind12

[Miguel Montero @miggymont26]

Do you guys remember my BA in the regular season ? Who cares lmao

[Dylan Kerr @DylKerr]

'Twas the night before the World Series, and all through the apartment, not a creature was stirring, not even Steve Bartman

[Dylan Kerr @DylKerr]

I'M NOT CRYING, YOU'RE CRYING #GoCubsGo

[Dylan Kerr @DylKerr]

#FlyTheW

[Dylan Kerr @DylKerr]

Joc Pederson reads fly balls at a third grade level

[Dylan Kerr @DylKerr]

People are literally crying with joy in the bar. October baseball at its finest

[Dylan Kerr @DylKerr]

"Yer a wizard, Javy" - Hagrid, probably

[Dylan Kerr @DylKerr]

W is the most beautiful letter in the alphabet #FlyTheW

[Dylan Kerr @DylKerr]

@JohnSecaras this is a nice tweet 👌🏼

[Dylan Kerr @DylKerr]

@destinycerna @D_Ross3 he's across the restaurant so I don't want to bother him (hey David if you're reading this come say hi)

[Dylan Kerr @DylKerr]

No big deal but I'm at the same restaurant as @D_Ross3 watching the NL wild card game. You could say we're scouting the opposition together

[Dylan Kerr @DylKerr]

There are good scents, there are bad scents, and then there are CTA Red Line scents 🙃