Dylan Morgan

Writer of 30 Rock, Kimmy Schmidt, The Good Place, Great News, and various checks

[Mike Cobraman @MKupperman]

30 Rocks was a show about a woman who needed to find 30 rocks for a rock garden. To do this she took a job in TV, thinking "30 Rock" was a place where you can find 30 rocks (you can't: sometimes you find one or two). Every episode started with the dance number "30 ROCKS!"

[Wanda Sykes @iamwandasykes]

SAG-AFTRA members: Vote YES to the Strike Authorization by June 5th! Voting yes is NOT a vote to strike. It just means that we give the National Board the POWER to call a strike if the AMPTP doesn’t agree to the essential contract improvements our members need.
#unionsolidarity

[Cord Jefferson @cordjefferson]

I’m a lucky dude.

[Matt Hubbard @mrhubbard00]

A person who doesn’t know what to do with their hands is joined by @MayaRudolph and @alanyang to remind you to watch Loot on June 24th on @AppleTVPlus!

[Dylan Morgan @DylMorgan]

Tonight at bedtime my son asked me if I had ever cut any important ropes.

The only answer I could give was no. I have truly wasted my life.

[Dylan Morgan @DylMorgan]

No one has ever landed a skateboard trick

[The Good Place is taking it sleazy @nbcthegoodplace]

Dare we say @KenTremendous is our...Schur-gar daddy? 🤔 @MarcEvanJackson interviews #TheGoodPlace writers and co-producers Josh Siegal and Dylan Morgan in our all-new podcast episode! ⏯ https://t.co/XTeobrrmbB

[Dylan Morgan @DylMorgan]

I'm enjoying Bill Simmons' new show

[Dylan Morgan @DylMorgan]

If anybody was wondering where all the white people at, Boston Logan airport is where all the white people at

[Dylan Morgan @DylMorgan]

With so much dharma in the LBC it's kind of hard being hartha S-I-double-D

[Dylan Morgan @DylMorgan]

I first heard the stories about Louis CK in 2004. I regret not taking them seriously when I first heard them.

I have heard them many many times since then, and I believe there are more women who have stories about his behavior, and their stories should be taken seriously.

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

Before @dubjackharper's epic Kierkegaard raps on #TheGoodPlace, I was writing us INSANE Electric Company raps: https://t.co/KA5N7uhUqL

[Dylan Morgan @DylMorgan]

@meganamram @JoshSiegal He is 7 woman!!

[Dylan Morgan @DylMorgan]

@meganamram @JoshSiegal @JoshSiegal is great I agree

[Dylan Morgan @DylMorgan]

.@vanillaice "All right stop, collaborate and listen" WHEN DO WE FINALLY GET TO COLLABORATE IT'S BEEN 27 YEARS

[Dylan Morgan @DylMorgan]

@meganamram I have awakened, good night

[Dylan Morgan @DylMorgan]

In Italy a Fleshlight is called an ExtraVaganza

[Nathan Wells @NathanAWells]

At 1:17 in new "It" trailer, a LEGO model with lime parts is dropped. 2x2 slopes in lime weren't released until 2010. "It" is set in 1989.

[Dylan Morgan @DylMorgan]

To clarify, you are all now Claras

[Dylan Morgan @DylMorgan]

Pigabunga