Dylan Torres

🧑🏻‍🦰 🚙 Just a Ginger with a Jeep 🚙 🧑🏻‍🦰

[Dylan Torres @Dyl_Torres1997]

Excited to announce I am now a Referral Agent for West Monmouth Referral Company (Keller Williams)🏘. Please let me know if you or someone you know is looking to sell or buy a new home 🏠, and let me get you or them in touch with the experts of the area!
📱Cellphone: 732-475-5197

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

BRO EVERYTHING COSTS MONEY AND EVERYTHING HAS CALORIES

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

nothing on earth lasts longer than a video someone is showing you on their phone that you have zero interest in.

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

seeing a pothole at the last second

[lusso @luusssso]

This era of car interiors was so over the top and we should go back immediately

[🤍 @dumbassghoul]

to kill a WHAT????

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when you've calculated the amount of sleep you're gonna get but you can't fall asleep so it's getting lower

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

they didn't have flowers at walmart so my mama getting cilantro

[ྀི @hrtindica]

ppl who wake up and immediately start talking are crazy

[Fuckin’ Princess @8WithaTiara]

one of my biggest faults is that when i ask someone their name I forget to listen to what their name is

[☔ @Whotfismick]

the night before a day off is more satisfying than the actual day off

[Kristen @Kica333]

I want to be as happy as the people in medicine commercials that are running around while a narrator talks about all the bad side effects.

[Kristen @Kica333]

Sorry I’m late. I was trying to open one of those plastic bags in the produce section at the grocery store.

[♤ @priest_099]

If you are arguing loudly on your phone in public, please put it on speaker. I need to hear both sides of the story.

[Lowkeyhurt @uhtriad]

When you set an alarm at 6am and it’s actually 6am:

[WALKER🪂 @maxl1am]

i just accidentally closed a tab i meant to read 2 years ago