Dylan Alfa

the pink penther

[Dylan Alfa @DylanAlfaa]

First and last time ever betting on Kalshi @Kalshi @KalshiSports @KalshiFB

[Dylan Alfa @DylanAlfaa]

I think it’s time I bring my talents back to whatever we’re calling this service nowadays.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

🤣🤣

[Dylan Alfa @DylanAlfaa]

@blasianfuq Congrats brotha

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Beats a Porsche 911 while towing a 911

[James Crepea @JamesCrepea]

Dan Lanning on Oregon State game: "This game's our Super Bowl."

[Wall Street Mav @WallStreetMav]

Great Depression vs NOW

🔊 …🚨🚨🚨

During the Great Depression houses were 3x the average salary. Today it's 8x

Cars were 46% of the yearly salary. Today it's 85%

Rent only took 16% of the annual salary. Today it's 42%

Some ask whether we are already in an unrecognized silent recession (or worse) that is being hidden by massaged data from the govt.

[Gatorade @Gatorade]

GRAPE

[Marius Hauken @mhauken]

You're not using the Notes app on your iPhone to its full potential.

8 features you might not know about:

[Josiah Johnson @KingJosiah54]

Earthquakes pulling up to LA

[Dylan Alfa @DylanAlfaa]

Should start giving out my Spotify handle instead of my Instagram. Easier way to get to know me.

[Dylan Alfa @DylanAlfaa]

Come on Barbie let’s go party

[Dylan Alfa @DylanAlfaa]

@VGALFA Look at the date! 2014

[Dylan Alfa @DylanAlfaa]

I found my long lost cousin in Greece!

[Dylan Alfa @DylanAlfaa]

I found my long lost cousin in Greece!

[Edgy - The DeFi Edge 🗡️ @thedefiedge]

“Most men die at 27, we just bury them at 72." - Mark Twain

[☆ ‧dreamboy·˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

i will avenge u mr van gogh

[Dylan Alfa @DylanAlfaa]

If you’ve had a SoundCloud account for more than 10 years you shouldn’t have to pay for no commercials. It’s the only thing I’ve been loyal too for this long.

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

they're putting her stuff on therealreal or nah?

[Chase Anderson, MD, MS (K.C. Ardem) 🦸🏽‍♂️🏳️‍🌈 @ChaseTMAnderson]

Every day in America since 2016: https://t.co/iuk1BnlCyi

[Usher Raymond IV @Usher]

If I text you ✌🏾👀✌🏾just know you better watch this