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𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙵𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝙰𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚝𝚒𝚌

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few things bring me more joy than black coffee #dylancoffeelarsen

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whatever happened to skirt skirt

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a few weeks ago i went to a coffee shop and when I ordered the barista said the register was yelling at her so I responded that I didn’t want to see it get angrier. No one laughed. anyways still distraught no one laughed. am I losing the sauce?

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the amount of noise complaints in the city tonight is going to be #crazy

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sort of want to bring that dylan nice larsen energy back for the rest of 2026

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hate pretending to be nonchalant, unfortunately I am very chalant! #sunday

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introverts love to slam the close door button on an elevator

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@b10ndyke No!

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im not taking my sneakers off

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unfortunately I really do like millennial burger place truffle parm fries … I’ll pay the up charge!

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silly night idea: go to a bar and put the hit Hannah Montana classic he could be the one on touch tunes for two hours. see what happens.

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it’s hard always being right, but someone has to be, always.

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a mistake is dropping a plate, this is a banana

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@NomoWalks80972 @DGisSERIOUS If he were audited I can promise you he would have difficulty proving he made under $4000 a year selling water in midtown Manhattan! The burden is on him to justify what he’s reporting.

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i am fully aware that i am #lactoseintolerant yet i still made a choice and decision to have a pint of Häagen-Dazs cookies and cream iced cream. Stomachs rumbling, feeling #notwell. one of the life’s terrible truths is that actions have consequences. #truthbomb

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idk why but I love thursheys

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plastic rose by maroon 5 is an awesome song