Dylan Callai/s

waldeinsamkeit • ΔΣΦ • USAF Flight Medic

[Dylan Callai/s @DylanCallais]

I’M NOT ALONE

[Dylan Callai/s @DylanCallais]

If the space lords can reschedule, I would be thankful

[Dylan Callai/s @DylanCallais]

The Perseid meteor shower peak has me wishing on each one that they’re not missiles

[Dylan Callai/s @DylanCallais]

October. Where are you 🏡🥺

[Whataburger® @Whataburger]

I like using two french fries as chopsticks to eat my other french fries

unrelated, but do you know any good therapists?

[Dylan Callai/s @DylanCallais]

oh¿ I was supposed to graduate this semester? Change of life’s layout¿ can’t take my final class?
Only option for myself is to declare a minor and take more classes..or so it seems 🤷🏼‍♂️☑️

[Dylan Callai/s @DylanCallais]

ready for this semester to be over 🥱

[Dylan Callai/s @DylanCallais]

Sorry Whoop….I’m going my best 🤧

[DMT 🪐 @_darianthomas]

Nothing like dog cuddles

[Dylan Callai/s @DylanCallais]

final semester advising...CHECK ✅

[Dylan Callai/s @DylanCallais]

Pitter Patter 🍻

[Dylan Callai/s @DylanCallais]

@DrSquatchSoapCo CHOCCY MILK

[Dylan Callai/s @DylanCallais]

so uhhh who wants to come pack for me¿ 😵‍💫🫱🏼‍🫲🏾🙃

[Dylan Callai/s @DylanCallais]

who allowed 3 of my 4 classes this semester to be HEAVY in reading, annotating & writing papers 💀
…and they all use different citation styles & writing rules 😵‍💫

[DMT 🪐 @_darianthomas]

Me, my room, my bed, my book 🫶🏾

[DMT 🪐 @_darianthomas]

Highly recommend indoor rock climbing to everyone

[Dylan Callai/s @DylanCallais]

TIRED

[Dylan Callai/s @DylanCallais]

Dear College: please stop sending me “Apply To Graduate” emails 🥲 I get it…I technically have enough credits to have a degree. BUT I changed schools 4 times and majors 3 times sooooo 🫡😅 leave me suffer quietly

[NFL @NFL]

.@ChrisStapleton brings the house down with his performance of the National Anthem! #SBLVII

[Dylan Callai/s @DylanCallais]

@emelachrinoudis Heck. 2023 Dylan is mighty proud of you 🥲😊

[Christian Parish @ParishChristian]

Im no longer a silly goose.
At this point..
I'm just a dumbass duck.
🤣🤣🤣