Elias Samson

[Elias Samson @DylanCongerINC]

@GeneralMills hey so since we are gonna die soon, if we survive can we have a run of the original scooby do fruit snacks? Please and thanks. #ScoobyDoo #scoobysnacks

[Elias Samson @DylanCongerINC]

Hey @WCHA_MHockey I sure do wish flohockey had a single game pass like wchatv used to have... if it ain’t broke don’t fix it

[Elias Samson @DylanCongerINC]

@NMUHockey Why tho? Hawthorne was doing fine?

[Elias Samson @DylanCongerINC]

@JoshShirah Same to you!! I’m excited to hear whatcha got

[Elias Samson @DylanCongerINC]

@JoshShirah Same man, but I’m down for some badass Josh Shirah!

[Elias Samson @DylanCongerINC]

Thank you Mayday Parade for spending 19 hours with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #spotifywrapped @maydayparade My favorite song was apparently Looks Red, Tastes Blue

[Elias Samson @DylanCongerINC]

@Onision Those screams aren’t orgasmic b they are cries for help you fucking predator

[Elias Samson @DylanCongerINC]

@NMUHockey I’m all for Hawthorne! He’s doing damn well tonight

[Elias Samson @DylanCongerINC]

@NMUHockey Who has the bright idea to let Jason Lee, a man who can’t even pronounce players name correctly, be the spokesperson for hockey games? If y’all were that desperate I would’ve done it...

[Elias Samson @DylanCongerINC]

@Drake why yo shit trash.jpeg ?

[Elias Samson @DylanCongerINC]

Yo she sent me 1 picture of one nipple using a Snapchat filter and acting like I had 19 of my friends eat out her mom's asshole or something fan account

[Elias Samson @DylanCongerINC]

@WCHA_MHockey @AndersonsMaple #stickysyrup Denver pierce debating a penalty called on Ryan Black yesterday against UAF

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When even @HockeyLSSU is better than you...@mtuhky #ThirdBestTeamInTheUP

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@mtuhky #ThirdBestTeamInTheUP

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Congrats @mtuhky on advancing into the next round of the WCHA tournament... oh wait, sorry wrong number #ThirdBestTeamInTheUP

[Elias Samson @DylanCongerINC]

@hmf124356 Bai constantly tells me that I am too nervous when I try to ice skate and I tell her it’s because if I fall I’m breaking a hip and developing arthritis

[Elias Samson @DylanCongerINC]

@mtuhky Yet the only warmups your team needed to do involved the bus...weird

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A very quick first quarter with one notch in the ole whistle stick. Got Klee on the hot box for bangin’ sticks and the little ones on the ice playing some stick and puck

[Elias Samson @DylanCongerINC]

@NMUHockey @TolvanenAtte Just for the record @NMUHockey, you don’t save goals... however congrats @TolvanenAtte you deserve it!

[Elias Samson @DylanCongerINC]

@hobby527 yo homeslice, what do they call the cigarettes that party stores on the north end sell singly? Asking for ogre