Dylan Cortez

new dad trying to keep up a social life

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

Holy Sh*t: Pat McAfee goes OFF on the University of Utah after the university’s official Instagram account posted a video of students mocking him.

"I hate this place. I hate this place. I did not enjoy the University of Utah."

McAfee hopes to NEVER return to the school.

[Jenny Nicholson @JennyENicholson]

You know how like, fast food will sell a really giant box of tacos or nuggets and say it's for a party. Has anyone actually taken one of those to a party

[Dylan Cortez @DylanCortez19]

@Cretaceous27738 "lady... Please... 'cough coughc' see a doctor"

[Dylan Cortez @DylanCortez19]

New enemy number 1

[Dylan Cortez @DylanCortez19]

I'm all for Fourth of July fireworks, but I have to admit fireworks at 10 pm on THURSDAY July 3rd is just a bit much... I have 2 young kids that I want rested for FRIDAY July 4th and that ain't gonna happen thanks to all these people celebrating on the 3rd for some reason

[Dylan Cortez @DylanCortez19]

@johnpavlovitz deep substrate foliated kalkite.

[Dylan Cortez @DylanCortez19]

@JennyENicholson And we all know Moana is still happening

[Bindu Reddy @bindureddy]

All of the billions spent on AI innovation just so we can get these beautiful cat videos

[greg @greg16676935420]

When I was a kid there was so many eggs and toilet paper that we’d throw them at our enemies houses

[Hey Shan B. @heyshanb]

Idgaf what anyone says. I love
George Bush and his 10-year-old-Christmas-concert-spirit. #Inauguration2025

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

RFK Jr searching Donald Trump and the Oval Office for junk food day 1 on the job

[Patrick Mahomes II @PatrickMahomes]

W. ⏰

[📽️ Red Tribe Cinema @ClayWendler]

Broncos announcers lament the greatness of the Kansas City Chiefs kick-blocking unit

[Angela @mcsailorpants]

Guys, please stop making posts supporting @JasonKelce smashing that kid’s phone. My thumb hurts and I can’t like them all.

[Matt Foster @MattFosterTV]

Nothing like a major sports network using video you shot - without permission or even a courtesy 🙄🙄🙄 good work, @NFLonFOX

[CFB Home @CFBHome]

RT if your team is still undefeated

[CFB Home @CFBHome]

RT if your team is undefeated

[CFB Home @CFBHome]

RT if your team is still undefeated

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Saban woulda sent #13 to Last Chance U

[College Football Zone @CollegeFBonX]

This Iowa State crowd >>>>