Dylan 🇺🇦 Jones

Friendly skeptic with an appreciation for mustaches. #Writer. Also love live music and dancing. One more thing: I'm weird--get over it!

[Dylan 🇺🇦 Jones @DylanDJones1]

Hehe! I just opened up my Kindle that I haven't used in months, and guess what! My Twitter app is still called Twitter! It even still has the blue bird!

So far, no requests to update, either.

[Dylan 🇺🇦 Jones @DylanDJones1]

@FrasierArmitage Well they don't call it the Hill Country for nothing!

[Dylan 🇺🇦 Jones @DylanDJones1]

@SethAndrewsTTA Jack. As in Jack Skellington. Too obvious?

[Dylan 🇺🇦 Jones @DylanDJones1]

@DawnRossAuthor What about massaging the dog?

[Dylan 🇺🇦 Jones @DylanDJones1]

@gothestgame @s8n Assuming that's true (citation needed), that still adds up to about 8 hours per day. Where is the lie?

[Dylan 🇺🇦 Jones @DylanDJones1]

@emilyinkpen That's a lot of grapes. Almost too many to eat. You going to take up wine making next?

[Dylan 🇺🇦 Jones @DylanDJones1]

Yep

[Seth Andrews @SethAndrewsTTA]

This would be my final straw, I think.

[Dylan 🇺🇦 Jones @DylanDJones1]

@FrasierArmitage things like these. Actually, it turns out they have more added sugar than I realized, but the fiber from the fruit helps slow the absorption, and the bromelin from the pineapple will somewhat cancel the effects.

[Dylan 🇺🇦 Jones @DylanDJones1]

@alientrashkitty I can't help but admire a woman who shows off her body simply because she knows men will enjoy looking at it.

[Dylan 🇺🇦 Jones @DylanDJones1]

@RichardERock1 Original. Doesn't take itself seriously. Love it.

[Dylan 🇺🇦 Jones @DylanDJones1]

@DawnRossAuthor The most helpful thing I've tried is warming up by reading what I've written so far.

[Paulogia @paulogia0]

Market Research - What word does this image conjure?

[Dylan 🇺🇦 Jones @DylanDJones1]

@paulogia0 Scary
Terror
Pretty much any synonym for fear.

Also murder

[Dylan 🇺🇦 Jones @DylanDJones1]

@jodyjsperling I would not admire anyone who did not have both, but I would rather be admired for my determination than compassion.

If I was dying of cancer, I would rather have people's respect for my determination to make the most of what I still have than their compassion for my condition.

[Dylan 🇺🇦 Jones @DylanDJones1]

@jodyjsperling Fear has two meanings

Forget
Everything
And
Run

Face
Everything
And
Rise

I live in fear...the second meaning. That path leads to growth.

[Dylan 🇺🇦 Jones @DylanDJones1]

@DawnRossAuthor Did I mention that I drive for my company, and if my license expires HR will know?

[Dylan 🇺🇦 Jones @DylanDJones1]

@DawnRossAuthor No. I got an appointment scheduled for my birthday, the day that it expires. So let's hope nothing goes wrong.🤞

[Dylan 🇺🇦 Jones @DylanDJones1]

@DawnRossAuthor Well I've only got a little bit left. Maybe that's why I'm only a little bit crazy.