Douchebag Dylan

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[Douchebag Dylan @DylanDarden2]

Having hoe friends is the worst. Anyone I speak to, one of my friends have boinked them🙄

[Douchebag Dylan @DylanDarden2]

This aged pretty bad tbh

[Douchebag Dylan @DylanDarden2]

How often will you see me wear "cowboy boots"? NEVER they aren't fucking boots. I can't go to work and make money in them... Useless shit.

[Douchebag Dylan @DylanDarden2]

Ok hear me out. I think girls get more enjoyment out of sex than guys do. Like have you ever stuck your finger in your ear to itch it? Like what feels better, your ear or your finger? THATS RIGHT YOUR EAR! Same concept...

[Douchebag Dylan @DylanDarden2]

Update about 20k

[Douchebag Dylan @DylanDarden2]

Someone dumped bleach in the tank of my truck😒literally have to replace the entire fuel system now. See ya later $5,000

[Douchebag Dylan @DylanDarden2]

@TinyTim2022 Bro I’ll find something I wanna buy and be like shit I don’t have money for that. 2 weeks later I’ll get a statement in the mail and be like “oh wait I forgot about that” 🤣

[Douchebag Dylan @DylanDarden2]

@hayvyoral Nah never mind it’s not. Wack

[Douchebag Dylan @DylanDarden2]

@hayvyoral Wait hold up… I can’t tell via the pictures but is that a fucking pavati???

[Derrick mfn Benson @BensonDerrick]

My wheels don’t get cleaned by hand unless @DylanDarden2 does it 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Brian Emfinger @brianemfinger]

Omg… just going thru my video. This is a story about a red truck and a tornado…. I CANNOT believe they drove away like that. #txwx #tornado

[this is for kailee!♡🦋 @Persephonei_]

@jazz_inmypants Oh fuck wait no why is this how I do things

[Douchebag Dylan @DylanDarden2]

@PWRSTROKE_PETE @megalysec I feel attacked. 2.8s 😵‍💫

[Douchebag Dylan @DylanDarden2]

Me waiting on Facebook marketplace to be saturated with cheap diesel trucks because of fuel prices

[Douchebag Dylan @DylanDarden2]

Why is my 2 year olds daughters favorite toy an old @markmartin @Valvoline action figure?

[Douchebag Dylan @DylanDarden2]

@Activision I’d rather play with cheaters than not be able to play at all🙄

[Douchebag Dylan @DylanDarden2]

Thanks @Activision for ruining warzone 👏🏻

[Douchebag Dylan @DylanDarden2]

Congratulations @CallofDuty and @Activision for ruining your most popular game

[Douchebag Dylan @DylanDarden2]

@CallofDuty what the fuck is this? I’ve been trying to play for 2 fucking hours

[Douchebag Dylan @DylanDarden2]

The evolution of bums has evolved... instead of standing on the side of the road they be posting their cash apps on social media.🙄

[Douchebag Dylan @DylanDarden2]

Every time Shawn Stepp leaves my house he says “don’t let your meat loaf and if I don’t see you before Halloween, jack a lantern” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣